Thursday, November 13, 2008
Today. The year 2008. The 13th of November. Thursday. (wow thank you Ashvin for doing what the header just did for the readers......) what? i'm emphasising the importance of the day la fuck. First post in a hunddreddd years that isn't emo/whiny/angsty/winhe-y. To this there are a few reasons:
1. I am already in camp and am past the stage where i'm feeling down right shit about booking in.
2. It's already thursday. That's 3 days after monday. 1 day before friday. 4th day out of a 5 (and a half) day work week (this is for those of you who cannot do math to save your life, possibly including me. A whole year free from academics can do atrocities to you. yes. school rocks. for those young punks whining about school and having to do A levels, GROW UP! school rocks. kk no stay young. but school rocks. not geology)
3. I 've just came back from Exercise TOP SHECCCCRREEETTT CANNOTSAYANYTHINGORRISKBEINGCHARGED, and am quite happy that it is over. I must say they do give funny names to our exercises, like Hunt Her, Pant Her, Lance Her, (take a)Dump In____ etc.
4. We are this close to the blessed end. Just over a week and a half to go. We are on the Penultimate lap already. shivers
wow. deja vu. Flashback to just over a year ago, LT 2, chem lecture, chem tutors, fretting over how we couldn't determine the entropic change of a reaction to save our lives (mcguyver would be so disappointed). Urging us to study hard for the prelims that were a whisker away. wow. deja vu- FRENCHHHH
Only difference is that this time, the ultimate lap is not harder than the penultimate, unlike last year and the As. hmmm... penultimate.... If ultimate denotes 'final', and pen denotes 'writing instrument', then penultimate must mean something along the lines of final and writing. As referring to an event as the 'ultimate writing instrumenet' makes no sense, I would approximate penultimate to meaning the A levels then yes? So,
if penultimate= A levels
&
prelims = penultimate, as shown above by chem tutors,
then A levels = prelims
as they say, it is ok to fuck up your prelims, and as
prelims = A levels
by mathematical induction, it can be deduced that IT IS OK TO FUCK UP YOUR A levels.
so fret not pathy........ and whoever else doing them right now. (pibbles doing next year only.... :p....kk peace man)
*Disclaimer*
The induction above is utter rubbish. It is what happens when you take a statement given by a chemistry tutor and use it in a mathematical method to solve an english quandry. the only real result of this is utter rubbish. Do not follow anything that you have seen or you WILL fuck up your A levels. and NO, it is not ok to to do so.
Actually, the main flaw in the above deduction is me happily equating penultimate to mean A levels. yes. if you realised that way before this then congratulations. you are well on your way to getting straight As. Just don't say you Never Study. like a bloody sherlock AKA NS
Speaking of Sherlock, you (the 1st reader of this blog in over 10 months) may have realised that he has not posted anything longer than 5 lines in over 10 months. FOO. issit linked? or just an uncanny coincedence? i say it's just coincedence. coz he still hasn't posted yet, while you are reading this. yes my logic is infallible.
As you may know, Sherlock is known for his frequent, lengthy and witty posts, which did make for an entertaining read, as self absorbed as many of them have been. However, the thing that allowed him to do this, was time. He had alot of time in the past. Back then, it was either play hockey, dota, blog or study. blogging probably came in second in priority (duh, who needs dota?). now THEIR (cannot say name or i'll get charged like a battery) priority is our only priority sadly, thus on weekends when sleep and freetime is a luxury, and on weekdays where they are virtually illegal, it is hard to find the time and idleness needed to nurture such creative thought.
That is the essence of the first theory; that bloggers have too much free time and are useless idiots who don't know how to make better use of their time. Only loafers like these three gits have time to blog about the nonsense in their lives that noone else cares about. Now that their free time has been aptly taken away by the Suck All Fun, they no longer have the time to do such flippant things.
The second theory: After 10 months training in the force, Sherlock has finally outgrown this childish hobby of his, and has matured into a wise, proper and serious man, keen on nothing else but the defence and excellence of his country.
Which theory is the right one? well, the answer will reveal itself in a matter of days. or weeks. hopefully not months.
Sherlock, publish a fuckin post why don't ya? About time you did already. x has only 1 real value, not 2, so decide which one it is.
Now that's done, on to more important things. Is anyone up for a game of DotA this weekend? =p
woah. the stone giant caught pudge's meathook in his right hand and is gonna smash him with his left. But pudge has more than 2 hands and may have something up his fat sleeves ......oooooh dota's so exciting
oh how cliche, ending a post with dota again.......... well i don't care.
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put- said Sir Winston Churchill. touche!
Ending my post with dota is something that I shall do. ta!
7h3v4r (the fucking loser who thinks he's been damn clever this whole post, finds mathematical jokes funny and is still obsessed with school, A levels and dota................ childish arse hole)
well i really do miss school.........and at least i'm not an arse face.
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