Jude's Lads

2008-11-15T09:32:00.002+08:00

In view of thevar's recent theory propositions, I feel obliged to comment.

In truth, theory 2 is more correct. I have indeed become a more "matured into a wise, proper and serious man, keen on nothing else but the defence and excellence of his country". Okay the 'keen on nothing else but..' should be changed to 'keen on nothing much'. Yup.

Somehow can't seem to find much interest in anything. Just living on a day to day basis looking forward to a certain day.

Long term goal - book out.
Longer term goal - commission.
Longest term goal - be operationally ready

Being able to set my goals and prioritize shows that I am indeed very much more mature now. Oh ya may I add one more

Longestest term goal - to marry ellen page or someone of equivalent chioness.

As for minor things like what I'm going to study and do for a living in future, I believe they'll sort themselves out.

As of now, I'm sort of considering NUS medicine so I can make my parents happy. I realise that their happiness is more important than mine. Cos I think I can find ways to be happy despite the shit I'm in (now that I'm more mature and have waded thru some big shit) but that's much harder for old people like my parents who aren't rich enough to feel happy by just looking at the balance.

BUT I don't wanna be a doctor. So alternative? SAF medicine scholarship? I think it's slightly better to be a medical officer than a doctor. Don't ask why. So effectively, I'm fucking considering selling my soul to the devil.

Is that not proof enough that I've lost my youthful optimism and innocence. Now as a mature -almost-adult, I have to face the realities of $$$, money, dosh, cash, ipod touch. The devil offers quite a good price for my soul I must admit and I'm quite tempted - as such a filial son - to go for it. Anyway, in the end if I don't like the shit, I can just quit and be a teacher. woohoo!

Of course this is all TALK and no action. well, see how la. next year try lor. no use fretting now. this sounds like a sound plan and it's just that, a plan. So don't think I'm hell bent on it or whatever.

Anyways, I had this nightmare yesterday. I dreamt that A levels were in a month and I was fucking lost cos I hadn't studied jack shit (like how in real life I NEVER STUDY for the past year la). And I was feeling quite shitty cos I didn't wanna fuck up the exams. Imagine a fucking big mess in your room and you just don't know where to begin. That's how it was in the dream. And a voice inside my head said 'it's no use, can't be done. just give up'.

Anyhow, I probably did give up since I woke up. Then I realised that the As were long gone and all was well. Anyway, this dream's quite deja vu la cos jsut after the exams last year I used to get this kinda dream as well. If I got these dreams, imagine what those mega stressed fucks would have been dreaming...

.. walking into the exam hall and realising that they'd forgotten to study some obscure formula that carried a total of 5% of the marks...

gosh. they probably pee-ed their pants/panties about it. terrifying.

On a random note, I hate it when people write in their exam papers after the invigilator has said 'stop writing' or whatever.

Okay la enough. I'm gonna end it here.

Sherlock.

2008-11-13T11:12:00.017+08:00

Today. The year 2008. The 13th of November. Thursday. (wow thank you Ashvin for doing what the header just did for the readers......) what? i'm emphasising the importance of the day la fuck. First post in a hunddreddd years that isn't emo/whiny/angsty/winhe-y. To this there are a few reasons:

1. I am already in camp and am past the stage where i'm feeling down right shit about booking in.

2. It's already thursday. That's 3 days after monday. 1 day before friday. 4th day out of a 5 (and a half) day work week (this is for those of you who cannot do math to save your life, possibly including me. A whole year free from academics can do atrocities to you. yes. school rocks. for those young punks whining about school and having to do A levels, GROW UP! school rocks. kk no stay young. but school rocks. not geology)

3. I 've just came back from Exercise TOP SHECCCCRREEETTT CANNOTSAYANYTHINGORRISKBEINGCHARGED, and am quite happy that it is over. I must say they do give funny names to our exercises, like Hunt Her, Pant Her, Lance Her, (take a)Dump In____ etc.

4. We are this close to the blessed end. Just over a week and a half to go. We are on the Penultimate lap already. shivers

wow. deja vu. Flashback to just over a year ago, LT 2, chem lecture, chem tutors, fretting over how we couldn't determine the entropic change of a reaction to save our lives (mcguyver would be so disappointed). Urging us to study hard for the prelims that were a whisker away. wow. deja vu- FRENCHHHH

Only difference is that this time, the ultimate lap is not harder than the penultimate, unlike last year and the As. hmmm... penultimate.... If ultimate denotes 'final', and pen denotes 'writing instrument', then penultimate must mean something along the lines of final and writing. As referring to an event as the 'ultimate writing instrumenet' makes no sense, I would approximate penultimate to meaning the A levels then yes? So,

if penultimate= A levels

prelims = penultimate, as shown above by chem tutors,

then A levels = prelims

as they say, it is ok to fuck up your prelims, and as

prelims = A levels

by mathematical induction, it can be deduced that IT IS OK TO FUCK UP YOUR A levels.

so fret not pathy........ and whoever else doing them right now. (pibbles doing next year only.... :p....kk peace man)

*Disclaimer*

The induction above is utter rubbish. It is what happens when you take a statement given by a chemistry tutor and use it in a mathematical method to solve an english quandry. the only real result of this is utter rubbish. Do not follow anything that you have seen or you WILL fuck up your A levels. and NO, it is not ok to to do so.

Actually, the main flaw in the above deduction is me happily equating penultimate to mean A levels. yes. if you realised that way before this then congratulations. you are well on your way to getting straight As. Just don't say you Never Study. like a bloody sherlock AKA NS

Speaking of Sherlock, you (the 1st reader of this blog in over 10 months) may have realised that he has not posted anything longer than 5 lines in over 10 months. FOO. issit linked? or just an uncanny coincedence? i say it's just coincedence. coz he still hasn't posted yet, while you are reading this. yes my logic is infallible.

As you may know, Sherlock is known for his frequent, lengthy and witty posts, which did make for an entertaining read, as self absorbed as many of them have been. However, the thing that allowed him to do this, was time. He had alot of time in the past. Back then, it was either play hockey, dota, blog or study. blogging probably came in second in priority (duh, who needs dota?). now THEIR (cannot say name or i'll get charged like a battery) priority is our only priority sadly, thus on weekends when sleep and freetime is a luxury, and on weekdays where they are virtually illegal, it is hard to find the time and idleness needed to nurture such creative thought.

That is the essence of the first theory; that bloggers have too much free time and are useless idiots who don't know how to make better use of their time. Only loafers like these three gits have time to blog about the nonsense in their lives that noone else cares about. Now that their free time has been aptly taken away by the Suck All Fun, they no longer have the time to do such flippant things.

The second theory: After 10 months training in the force, Sherlock has finally outgrown this childish hobby of his, and has matured into a wise, proper and serious man, keen on nothing else but the defence and excellence of his country.

Which theory is the right one? well, the answer will reveal itself in a matter of days. or weeks. hopefully not months.

Sherlock, publish a fuckin post why don't ya? About time you did already. x has only 1 real value, not 2, so decide which one it is.

Now that's done, on to more important things. Is anyone up for a game of DotA this weekend? =p

woah. the stone giant caught pudge's meathook in his right hand and is gonna smash him with his left. But pudge has more than 2 hands and may have something up his fat sleeves ......oooooh dota's so exciting

oh how cliche, ending a post with dota again.......... well i don't care.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put- said Sir Winston Churchill. touche!

Ending my post with dota is something that I shall do. ta!

7h3v4r (the fucking loser who thinks he's been damn clever this whole post, finds mathematical jokes funny and is still obsessed with school, A levels and dota................ childish arse hole)

well i really do miss school.........and at least i'm not an arse face.

2008-11-02T18:29:00.002+08:00

3 months since the last entry. suddenly feeling very nostalgic today. I now realise how awesome this blog is and has been. question is whether it will be..........

i can't even create a proper new post because i have to channel my time and creative energy into an 8 page journal entry. fucked up.

RJC rocked man. it was awesome. nostalgia often tricks you into remembering your past with a panglossian view, but still.............

i'm on a constant rush every week to book in and can never really leave my mind at ease. it's a feeling i am really really starting to hate.

6 weeks more.

and then who knows what other horrors await after that

7h3v4r

2008-08-14T19:27:00.003+08:00

Hi. Going to hell tonight for the next 3 weeks. I feel extremely fucked. I wish I could be a normal civilian again. sigh................

Anyway, since i'm in such a mood, I would just like to bring up the magic that is Travis. They are such an awesome band with so many great songs. Their whole approach to music making and performing is just brilliant and it's great to watch and listen to them over and over. Heard many B-sides today and I realise there really is alot more to listen to in their b-sides as well. I can't wait for their next album to be released. September 29th I think.

about 2 weeks ago, they came here for SINGfest. Although we couldn't make it inside, we managed to catch half the concert from the outside. It was a right fucking waste it was. But due to a stroke of luck and some courage, we managed to meet the band for a fleeting moment after the show. Sherlock got 2 albums and a single signed.

I didn't bring anything to sign, so all I have is this one photo. But it is a great photo indeed.

Except for the random thing next to Azrin's face, this would have been quite a perfect picture. Stupid girl.

Well...... here's to the best things in life. I eagerly await them on the 4th of September.

hmm hmm hmm ... jailbird ...... jailbird....... where are you goin tonight?........

7h3v4r

2008-06-01T01:18:00.000+08:00

SINGfest 2nd & 3rd August

TRAVIS.

need i say more?

sherlock.

2008-04-12T19:11:00.002+08:00

in foxtrot. endure.. at least until 10th may $$$$$$$$$$.

sherlock.

2008-03-23T23:36:00.004+08:00

im a loser.
fuck.
liverpool lost 3-0 to fuck united.
fuck.
going to 'sispec' for 3 weeks.
fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.
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HAIIIII i really dont wanna lead an army life. but.. bo bian gotta suck middle finger and do it. nvm at least in 'sispec' got vivek. can laugh about like stuff. approximately 8 hrs to hell. and the pain has already begun.

chiewwwww.. sob..

2008-03-21T14:59:00.003+08:00

ok we all got demoted from privates to officer cadet trainees.

being private rulzz. in all my life as private i nv had to go for training.

but now to being infantry puppies. before maybe one day, just maybe, we can become full fledged infantry dogs.

ala ke pom por! matakongsi!!!!!!!! yennada!!!

sherlock.

2008-03-12T22:38:00.000+08:00

we are privates aka 'traiiinnnneed soldiers'. no more recruit noobz.

yawn.

sherlock.

2008-02-24T13:43:00.000+08:00

bookout saturday 1600.

book-in sunday 1730.

sucks right.

sherlock

2008-02-16T14:23:00.003+08:00

HAHA thevar go field camp.

jus booked out and book-in back tomorrow.

anyhow, all outfield over and pretty much getting the hang of recruit life. not that bad anymore. you know, as much as i try not to admit it, i think sometimes i enjoy myself.

oh noooo whats happening to me. haha.

no la actually after field camp n sit test i guess its quite ok already. now jus left rifling and grenades and bloody route march. but isok army isnt life isnt that much of a drag anymore now that ive like friends and stuff. heh.

ok whatever. bye.

sherlock.

2008-02-13T14:23:00.004+08:00

Eh sherlock can you not desecrate the blog like this? if u wanna put a picture of the girl from barbadog at least find her chioest picture so that some of us don't vomit ah.

k thx

Sian..... going jungle for 6 days.. only coming back next saturday... fuck la dowanna go. staying at home ownxzxzxzxz

fuck i'm gonna be late.

7h3v4r

2008-02-10T02:46:00.001+08:00

book-in later. about 15 hours more. sighhhh. rihanna is so chio. ok bye.

sherlock.

2008-02-07T19:12:00.000+08:00

today i was such a fucktard i put this pair of shorts in the pail to wash with my handphone in the pocket.

and then i was looking for my handphone for damnnn long. then i tried calling my handphone but the singtel voice said the user wasn't available, ie the phone was turned off. so right, i was thinking how the hell wld it turn off if i jus misplaced it. and so it struck me that i happily went and drenched it.

then i went and retrieved and wiped the water away and tried to turn it on but like the screen nv work properly and it turned off. i felt like sucha dumbass. anyhow i searched for the warranty card and proceeded to dry my phone and battery in the sun so whens it dry.

okay anti-climax but after drying it, the phone worked so i dint need to trick the warranty people or whatever so my conscience is still intact.

and ive been sleeping so damn much today. and in between, eating and reading michael crichton's Next. yawn.

i know my civillian life isnt very exciting or productive but at least i get to do what i choose to do (time and money permitting) unlike in tekong - where choice is a taboo word.

survived field camp but my ankle/shin area is damn itchy, blisters painful and i dunno why i got this weird numb feeling in my big toes, you know the feeling when there's no blood flow.

anyway, we've this strange custom of saying the company name whenever we fart. it's pretty cool cos it diffuses the embarrasment and like just makes it funny. its better than sitting silently and pretending it wasn't you. you probably dont know but its kinda like a spinoff of the army tradition where like you gotta shout your company name when you knock it down or go to crunches position or in some companies, when you sit down.

if for example you were from J company, you'd all go "*clap clap* Jaguar!" when you're told to knock it down and proceed to go to push up position. actually if you were from Jaguar company, youd probably spend half of your day clapclapjaguar-ing.

good thing im not from there. but it's quite cool to be in a company named after a luxury car as opposed to a small falcon-like bird.

sherlock.

2008-01-26T01:31:00.000+08:00

omggg listening to music after two weeks is fucking heaven, never knew my earphones sounded this good.

in other news, well there is no other news. being stuck in smelly tekong is not newsworthy. neither is being made to do 'area cleaning' -.-. doing push-ups wearing helmet, load-bearing vest and rifle and then being made to change to crunches postion (repeat.. ten counts of one million) is also boring and not worth blogging about. it would also be a waste of time to talk about how much we have to keep rushing everywhere and not having a spare minute to waste. we don't even have free time. the closest thing to that is 'admin time' aka 'area cleaning' aka 'washing clothes' aka 'a spare moment to catch your breath' etc.

see. no other news. boring life huh, army..

shit man seriously listening to the libertines etc. after two weeks is pure heaven.

don't look back into the sun.. now you know that your time has come.
and they said it'd never come for you.

yep our time has come. yayayayyayayaya.

contrary to popular vivek theory, army did not make me crude and vulgar - it kinda made me sick of vulgarties. but somehow, there are sooo many moments in army when only such words can express the frustration, pain and anger you feel.

but please, like all things - moderation is key.

use your bad words sparingly and only when you mean them or for comic effect. overusing them will render you desensitized to them and then a swear word is just an adjective. or a verb. whatever.

shooot the runner, shoot shoot the runner...

oh by the way now i got no hair. which sucks.

that's all.

1 year 9 months and 2 weeks to Operationally Ready Date. 11/11/09. sigh. 111109 - the magic numbers.

ok positive thinking time! la la la. army rox!!! la la la. i get paid! la la la. i finally have a purpose in life!! la la la...

okay fuck this. enough.

bye.

sherlock.

2008-01-12T01:40:00.000+08:00

okayy im also going army todayy.. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

-.-

ok anyway, even though im enlisting two days after chiew n thaves i heard we book out on same day. so thats good.

well you people have fun yeah.

i leave you now with rihanna.

~~mmm i would really like to stand under her umbrella.~~ ella ella eh eh eh..

Sherlock [recruit].

2008-01-11T00:33:00.001+08:00

yayayayayyayayaya.

jordan.

2008-01-10T01:29:00.000+08:00

Hi. Going to NS in 6 and a half hours.
Before i leave, in the spirit of National Service, and out of the pride that i have for my country, i will leave you with an NS quote.

-I Never Study. ya.-

Thank you. Goodbye everyone. See you in two weeks or so. Don't flame me too much on the tagboard, coz i won't be here to defend myself =p.

K bye.

7h3v4r

2008-01-03T00:40:00.000+08:00

the new year is here. yayness all around for everyone.

but this year, we're gonna be enlisting to serve the nation and all. thevar and chiew going in on the 10th, myself on the 12th.

yeah that's about it. while we're away, please spam and flame the tagboard so the blog will be kinda funny when we're back.

actually what the hell, the 12th is so far away.

right...

sherlock.

2007-12-29T14:26:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone. It's now the time between christmas and new year's eve. It's quite a strange time; the limbo between the most monumental two days of the year. fuck, the year's almost over. and then there will only be 10 days left.

i am sooooo not ready to go in. and i don't mean with regards to my physical state. i still wanna stay at home and wile away my time with whatever that comes to mind. I've still got tons of replay value in the games that i've bought, hours that need sleeping and lazing; i've got songs to write and complete, girls to go out with (wawa) and a guitar and vocal chords that need jamming. but noooo the SAF can't wait right..... impatient bastards........ A lvls finish oni must go -NS YAYAYAYAYA-. But maybe i've got no right to complain, seeing as how the TAFs went into NS a month earlier.... but hey not my fault right....

Anyway, following tradition (Chiew's), i watched love actually yesterday. It's quite the tradition to watch it every christmas holiday season. So yes, i was watching it, and was reminded of one of the most meaningful and briliant songs ever written (in my opinion). It was during the wedding of keira knightley and the ugly black guy lol. The wedding theme seamlessly goes into the start of the song, which was taken from the national anthem of -FRANCE-. Yeah the place where people go to -almost have sex- .......... -ya my french friend looks like keira knightley- .......

Anyway the song that i'm talking about, is All You Need Is Love, by The Beatles

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.

There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.

All you need is love, all you need is love,All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

All you need is love (all together now)All you need is love (everybody)All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Quite simple lyrics really but with a powerful message: All you need is LOVE. To everyone fighting, bearing a grudge, giving a cold shoulder: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

There are two videos for this song i'd like to show as well. The first is from a live broadcast of their performance all over the globe. Even John Lennon 'despite affecting indifference, was said to be quite nervous about the broadcast'. (courtesy of wikipedia)

The second is from the movie The Yellow Submarine, which is brilliant btw. If you ever have some time on your hands, and enjoy The Beatles, which you should, then go watch this movie, not just this video.

haha k here's the love actually version

Yeah it's brilliant (don't bother with the ad at the end). All you need is love.

All I need is love.... J:

kk rubbish

i would really like to continue typing but i'll be late for the hockey fuckaround if i do.

kk bye bye

Happy New Year to everyone!

7h3v4r

2007-12-27T05:46:00.000+08:00

"if you really need it,

you just won't leave it behind...

...oh baby please kill me."

-death on the stairs.

I like that song very much (:

sherlock.

postscript: yes, i know it's a very useless post now ~~fuck off~~ go away.

2007-12-21T01:43:00.001+08:00

if words leave you tongue-tied,
and letters just too hard to write
are things then better left unsaid
but they're there you know,
they're in your head.

how far can tears get someone?
silence and a chilly warmth.
yet the river flows its course,
seemingly strong
but there's not much more.

speak your mind as you see fit
and spirits will lift a little bit.
even then if questions cloud your mind,
drop a message on the line
and give me just a day or two,
you know i will
get back to you.

LOL i'm so bored i actually wrote "poetry". started off with a catchy couplet and tried to add on. anyhow, it sounds so emo and all but i'm laughing at myself really. well obviously i think this is largely inspired by 'music when the lights go out [see below]' and some paul mccartney. you see what idleness does to people.

oii its not so bad for a first try at a long poem ok!! give me some time and -prektish-. watch out pete doherty, i'm gonna kick your ass soon yeah. and gonna get myself a supermodel girlfriend too. but not a junkie one. like, you know, a chio one.
picture property of kate moss/topshop whatever yadayada..

now since i'm so free i shall critique my own junk (SEE what i mean abt idleness). okay firstly it's damn cheesy. um i guess some bits are alright. but really so cheesy and emo. rhyme scheme overly predictable so it's just not arty enough. however i'd rate this 5/10 - but only cos i wrote it myself. heh.

anyway festive season's here already. which means the new year is just about done sharpening its blades to slice, dice and squeeze the juice out of you once you get acquainted with it. but hey, at least this year probably couldn't get much worse...

or so you'd think.

alright then. that's about it.

and before you start getting all excited about the new year and shit, don't forget 2007 isn't done with you so show the year some respect. to all the loyal and not-so-loyal readers (that means all of you), have a decent pre-2008 period.

god bless.

sherlock.

PS: maybe the previous post wasn't toooo bad. heh. but maybe only in comparison to this. i dunno what's next. probably slashed wrists. or maybe a full length novel. or in all likelihood the next post will be by thevar, hence it could be about, erm, i dunno. . it's hard to predict thevar's posts by genre. isn't it so fun to take a dig at thevar? yes sherlock is no-lifer - tell me about it. yawn.

PPS: okay maybe kate moss ain't that bad - as in her face.
oiii stop staring!! lol. i just meant her face not-bad chio. scroll down, or up. or just close this stupid window.

2007-12-16T03:15:00.000+08:00

[warning: this post has really turned into a horrible abomination during the process of typing it. it is irrelevant, unfocused, whiny and an all-round load of bullshit. you are advised not to waste your time reading it... no, i'm serious. ]

life sucks.

our estimated daily readership of about 5-8 has just been reduced by three thanks to national service (actually thanks to their inability to attain silver for napfa -.-).

so much for big dreams like getting featured on TNP and kicking xiaksue's ass [aside: spelt that wrongly so she wont chance upon this while googling herself. then she'd flame us on her blog. eh wait a minute, that would make our blog instantly famous. hmmm. ]

anyway i think people are often too proud to admit that they're lonely. In Eleanor Rigby, Paul asks where all the lonely people come from. but hey, obviously lonely people don't come from anywhere. they're here, there and everywhere (heh..). so it's okay to be lonely right! come on lonely people, don't be afraid to admit it [*casts shifty glances around while putting on a fake smile*] !!

some people are really in their element in front of a camera. but some people are not. we've all ridiculed 'camwhores' haven't we but come to think of it, it is quite a difficult and brave thing to do. firstly producing smiles on demand can be really difficult (as i've learnt at prom) and um can be painful right because you gotta like freeze your face and shit. then also taking pictures and actually not deleting them requires a lot of self-confidence. the final step of course is in uploading them onto friendster/facebook/assbook/arseface means you are open to people laughing at you for whatever reason (eg. ooh such a bimbo, eee so ugly, lol so gay .. etc.) is a very brave thing to do.

everytime you make fun of a 'camwhore', you're just giving them the satisfaction of having their 'fuck you' moment because they don't care about you laughing at them.

but heck, sometimes it's damn fun to make fun of these people. so i suppose it works out fine for all parties involved.

okay i had the immense desire to go see xiaxue.blogspot.com so i did. haven't been there for ages. anyhow she's still with her boyfriend. okay actually i'm not much of a xiaxue fan but i thought this post of hers was very good. - http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2004/09/have-you-ever-lost-friend-through.html. I found it quite touching okay when i read. go on laugh at me if you must. you bastards. lol.

eh shit now if she googles herself she'll find this. but i only said good things so no worries. see how self conscious i am?? i'm sucha loser.

the ultimate way to blogstardom is probably to flame someone or something extremely violently. yawn. that's too much work. plus we'll get flamed back upside down.

aiya shit this post is really crawling on with no purpose. at most like 10 people (on a good day) are going to read this. and now i've given up on the post without expressing what i felt like saying. damn. ehh no wait all i wanted to say was 'sherlock is a fucking loser'. either way, people can deduce that from the state of this post.

oh and if any of you readers happen to be chio and of average intelligence (or superr chio of below average intelligence), please um, feel free to you know, get in touch. LOL omg im sucha fucking loser i cant believe i jus typed that. hahaha shittt. but anyhow not like anyone's gonna read this. or anyone chio for that matter.

gahh i just fucking wasted so much timeeee. shit my sleep cycle is so fucked. damn i feel so lonely. i wanna go cycling!!!!!!! RARRRR. i felt so sad we cldnt have a class bbq ok cos it was so meaningful last year. i really wish i cldve gotten to know my classmates better but being such a self conscious loser person i didn't wanna be you know, extra. now i have this vision of a time when im in abject poverty and i see people on the news and shit and go like 'hey that person was my classmate' and then think to myself like 'fuck i ought've learnt a thing or two from them when we were kids'. but you know what they say, we never learn.

okay you know what, im gonna give this whole army thing my best shot. um best shot until i get tired/bored/disillusioned. it's an issue of motivation maybe.

by this stage im really rambling. if you've actually read to this part of the post, you're a really nice person. god bless you.

actually you know what. i wish i was superrr rich $$$$$ and i wish _____________. i can just see thevar rolling his eyes as he read the previous line/blank but heck, he knows what i mean. you'd all know what i meant - we just have different ways of expressing it.

john lennon said all you need is love. i suppose he's right.

yawn.

sherlock.

PS:pardon any typographical errors. jheeva isnt around to read it and spot the errors and im not reading my own hopeless shit again.

2007-12-10T02:14:00.001+08:00

Okay right. The Judeslads management (that includes thevar too okay) does not condone impersonation on the tagboard. However, as is the very nature of tagboards, this is sometimes (um, ok quite often) observed. Please take everything on the tagboard with a truckload of salt.

If you happen to take great personal offence at anything on the tagboards, there are a few options open to you.

1)ignore it. you're too wise to get drawn into this shit.

2) ignore it. they probably weren't talking about you anyway. for example, a simple tag flaming vivek (example -.-) need not refer to vivek ns. a simple google search yields millions of viveks.

3) ignore it. everybody knows it wasnt you anyway. example, "vivek:yayaya i sex the bed". naturally anyone with an atom of brain can tell it wasn't vivek ns (ps, it was NOT gva)

4)flame back. yeahh tagboard wars. example, "vivek:that wasnt me you fucking stupids! gva NW!!" um we dont condone this either. well, not officially.

5)spam the tagboard to push the offensive tags out of the general audience's view. example, um well never mind. basically just flooding the tagboard with nonsense things like "vivek: french rocks!" to force the offending stuff out. this method is known as tagboard flushing and is quite good actually.

6)lastest of all, you can whine to Sherlock to remove the offensive tags as he's the only one who has some idea of how to go about doing it. if you're in luck, he may still remember the flooble username and password. however, this avenue is only as a last resort as it is a matter of personal pride and belief in free speech that we do not censor the tagboard. more importantly, the flooble webpage sucks and takes millions of years to load at every step of the way. To date, sherlock has tried to remove tags once but gave up due to the lousy webpage and proceeded to do step5, tagboard flush. yeah sherlock's rubbish, it's true.

you see. it's so troublesome.

anyhow, dear tagboard users, please do not, you know, go overboard. if you do impersonate, please at least try to be funny.

for example <7h3v4r>: vivk gto no chaecne wif dm tt sutl i wnat 2 bahs himn up!

see, this is funny (tsk not cos it makes fun of vivek silly -.-) and also, everyone knows it's not really 7h3v4r because contrary to popular belief, 7h3v4r has impeccable spelling and as such, it would be beyond him to make so many spelling errors. see? furthermore everyone knows it's ~~jheeva~~ not thevar.

yeah but we still don't condone it or encourage you to do it. yawn.

Okay enough lecturing. Finally, please don't take this post as a response to any tags in particular. This post has been almost complete for a long time waiting to be published since the time of the superrr thevar flaming (remember?). thankfully, the thevar flaming ended and we dint have to publish this (of course this version has been edited - we wldnt have put in the thevar joke earlier during the thevar holocaust).

oh then why are we publishing this? well cos there's nothing else to blog about right? and also cos of the vivek jokes included inside. everybody loves vivek jokes (even vivek lol).

okay bye quit reading this blog it's shit. really. once we get a better idea for a blog (that will get featured in TNP) we're deleting this trash.

The Judeslads management.

2007-12-07T04:15:00.001+08:00

Hi everyone. So our school life is now officially over. Prom came and went just like preetha's many boyfriends, and soon it'll be the army life for all us guys. Shit man where did all those years go........ adult life beckons and I still wish i was Sec 1, running around with Azrin going bang bang...... sigh...

Anyway prom was quite posh and nosh. The hotel was pretty swanky, the food might have been kinda wanky but almost everyone came dressed to impress didn't they? There were godxzxzx and goddesses as well as kings and queens. And one fuckin assclown of an MC. Priceless, that one. I can safely say that even Asif and Pibbles were kickass MCs 2 years ago compared to that bald (oh i mean skinhead -.-) bastard.

The best part of the show, of course, was the peformance by the band: The Dishonest Act. Contrary to what Sherlock predicted, it didn't suck. In fact, the crowd even screamed for an encore haha. Brilliant performance it was methinks.

So for all the FANS of The Dishonest Act, here are some pictures of the oh so brilliant band.

The Boys In The Band

Alex Turner yayayaya

Douglas Payne yayayaya

Indra, me and -malay-

Best Bangla Bassist

lol malay rockss

Stealth Assassin is nearby.....kk stupid dota joke

Jacqueline was seventeen.......

Alex Kapranos yayayaya

lol groupies

Ok those are all the photos I have for now

Yay best foookin band in the world!

Thanks everybody. G'night!

7h3v4r

2007-11-29T01:22:00.000+08:00

Is it cruel or kind not to speak my mind,
and to lie to you rather than hurt you?
Well I'll confess all of of my sins
after several large gins
but still I'll hide from you,
hide what's inside from you.

And alarm bells ring
when you say your heart still sings
when you're with me.
Won't you please forgive me?

But I no longer hear the music
Oh no no no no no

And all the memories of the pubs
and the clubs and the drugs and the tubs
we shared together,
Will stay with me forever.

But all the highs and the lows
and the to's and the fro's,
They left me dizzy,
Oh won't you please forgive me

I no longer hear the music
Oh no no no no
Well I no longer hear the music when the lights go out,
Love goes cold in the shades of doubt
The strange fate in my mind is all too clear.
Music when the lights come on
The girl I thought I knew has gone,
And with her my heart had disappeared...

Well I no longer hear the music
Oh no no no no no
All the memories of the fights and the nights
and the blue lights, all the kites
We flew together,
I thought they'd fly forever.

But all the highs and the lows and the to's and the fro's
They left me dizzy,
Oh won't you forgive me
But I no longer hear the music
Oh no no no no no

okayy i know none of you will bother reading all that stuff. but still it's really amazing songwriting lorzxz. eh go hear it k - music when the lights go out by the libertines :) it's the good shit since lennon/mccartney yayayayaya. go hear it okayyyyy. yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayayayyayayayayayayayayya yayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayay ayayayyayayayayayayaaa.

ahhh fuck this.

liverpool better win. i heard at prom got this band performing called The Dishonest Act. silly name for a shite band. either ways, cld be entertaining like. anyways NS is fucking ass dota god. he got wicked sick today k. all pls take some time to worship ns at catch-17.blogspot.com. or jus *talksekrets* yayaayya. lol.

(this yayayya thing is just a phase we're all going through. must be the gallic influence. yayayaya.)

so rightttt.. ya.

oh dear my blogging today is so incoherent, you'd think i was 7h3v4r impersonating sherlock. but NO, it is really me. dont be bad to thevar. nevertheless, the universe does follow certain fundamental laws. you know, like the shit Newton and Einstein made up. proved i mean. whatever.

k so this is a waste of time. til next time.

sherlock.

2007-11-20T22:25:00.000+08:00

bang bang you're dead.

sherlock.

2007-11-12T23:30:00.000+08:00

Azrin: Rosicky isn't that handsome what..... looks damn strange

Me: Really meh? ok what...

Azrin: He just looks damn predator

Hehe. I've said it once and i'll say it again.

Rosicky IS the predator.

See?

kk fckin stupid waste of time.

i somehow tend to post the night before an exam paper. and such nonsensical stuff at that. (actually always nonsensical)

But itsh ok becosh right, i shpent the whole day shleeping sho can shtady the whole night. ya.ya.ya.ya.

no la i NS the whole day (Never Sleep). only till 2 plus in the afternoon.

kkk fuck back to studying economistry.

Good fuckin luck for Econ's tomorrow everyone. I sure as hell will need it.

U might too, if you're reading this instead of shtadying.

k bye

7h3v4r

2007-11-06T22:56:00.000+08:00

parental advisory - mature themes. ie GAY SEX (not quite)

hi guys. i have a confession to make.

what you've heard all those years ago in sec3/sec4 from the bastion of truth *jheeva* was true.

*on an unrelated note*

:D rosicky!! (above, the one on the right la pls..)

mmmmmm...

fooooo
nelly furtado? rihanna? rubbish. this is perfection.

um..

okay... i still dunno.

maybe put in a bit of rihanna? hmm?

gah. the search for perfection continues...

if you say this was a waste of your time, i'll slap you. imagine how much of a waste of time it was for ME, you selfish ~~fucktard~~ person.

ok screw this. i'm outta here.

sherlock.

2007-10-30T01:24:00.000+08:00

heh. havent been blogging much recently.. (recently being like the past year). due to studying commitments, laziness and the lack of funny ns jokes. haha ok but anw, here's to doing well for the A levels for us judeslads. and now that the countdown to the start A levels has almost (no NS joke intended) ended, its time to start the countdown to the end of A levels! approx 22 days left i think..

oh and when i was looking up stuff to read for GP i came akross (no NS joke intended again..) this quote by winston churchill which totally applies to me.. "The era of procrastination is coming to a close, in its place we are entering a period of consequences."

okay time to go back and S & P matsh

PS. what a fukin boring post..

jordan

2007-10-25T23:53:00.000+08:00

YES this is it. The world premiere of Ringo's cover of the walked across solo. Innit brilliant? not quite as good as the original but it'll do i suppose.

Okay this post shall be mostly some lame photos k cos we've had very little of those in recent times.

where's the love man.
it's always better on holiday.
the holy trinity. rubber soul, revolver, sgt pepper's.
radiohead go home n cry to your mommies.
la la la :)
ooooohhhh laaa! :D:D:D:D
wow arent i cool. i can take blurry pictures which represent my inner sadness. i am so emozxzx. boohoo :'(
god. not the One with the capital G. but yeah.

okay clearly when i put something thats so old it means ive really got nothing left to show. what you can now do is scroll back up and watch the walked across solo all over again. when you're done, watch it again. and then again. and so on.

till later.

sherlock.

2007-10-16T00:42:00.000+08:00

Ello.

Haven't posted for a long time. I really do wish I'd post more often, but I'm just too uninspired la...... life right now is just so fckin mundane and uneventful. My creative side is non-existent right now as well........... "itsh damn (un) creative...... so nothing 'fun' or 'new' ".

Yep the same old NS joke after another.........sigh....there really is a lack of colour here.

My Econs is fucked to hell, and i am just so fuckin lazy to Prektish it. Especially coz i've got the other subjects with higher priority to cover.

but then again maybe i'm just being damn NS and making the worst out of the situation, there is still time before the A's and during the A's to complete my revision, Busstilll.......................

Anyway here's a pickup line or two for all you potential NS's to try. It's the HIGHLIGHTer of this post.

A pickup line:

"hey baby, i ain't no fred flinstone......................... but i sure can make your bedrock."

or two:

'Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fiiiiine Print"

Ok now I'm on google searching for more. damn no-life.

Here are some pretty hilarious ones (PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT) (wah)

A failsafe question (more or less):

"If I were to ask you for seks, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Cheeky:

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

For the little kids:

"You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to piccachu."

My all time favourite:

"If I were a fly, I would be all over you, coz you are the shit!"

heh.

now on to more relevant things: here's a picture of kasabian

their music's damn electronic yet reminiscent of older sounds like the stone roses and oozing with brit cool on all sides. Lead singer Tom Meighan damn Liam ah lol. has got a similar swagger about him. but damn furry here.

k cooler here

and damn thanni here at live earth =p

yea brit pop/rock is the shitxzxzxzxzxzxzx

ya la nothing else to say cept

" I'm on it, get on it, the troops are on faii-yerr,
you know i need it, much closer,
i'm treadin just a little more
Step on it, electronic, the troops are on fire,
I'm much deeper, a sleeper, I'm wating for the final trip..."

7h3v4r

2007-10-15T00:13:00.000+08:00

TSKKKKKKK... technology.. -.- haizzzxz

why won't my own bloody tagboard let me tag on it. stupid wanky thing.

somebody help me copy-paste this onto the tagboard then if it's working for you.

<sherlock>: aaaAAAAAaAaAAahhHhhh.. selfish jean!

k thanks. will do. till next time, tata.

sherlock.

2007-10-11T01:21:00.000+08:00

Hi. Take some time off and watch this vid. see if you can recognise the singer. heh.

the song is Love's A Cliche by The Karelia.

well? did you recognise the sexiest-man-alive in the video? hmm?

and tagboard impersonators/flamers, come on you can do better! tag stuff that's funny okay. creativity will be recognised and rewarded. The tagger with the most creative tag will win himself a free copy of Radiohead's new album (digital download) - In Rainbows!!!

so today's winner is.... <khameini>: and btw sherlock i think u're damn hot. i wanna sex u. we can live together peacefully and prosper too.

but really, this isnt very funny also. the only merit of this is that it aksepts that im damn hot. well, flattery works sometimes when real talent is lacking. gah.

Quiz of the Day! if Club = Clun, then Clubbing = ..? Clunning or Clunbing? heh. beats me tho :S

ok ttyl.

sherlock.

2007-10-05T15:14:00.000+08:00

+
=

PERFECT

pfffffffft. hahaha. i really should be doing math now. woke up at 12. bathed n all. went online to 'check email' at like 130. Still here at 3.21. i really really should be going.

bye.

sherlock.

postscript: I PROMISE NOT TO GO ONLINE TONIGHT. sigh.

2007-09-23T15:38:00.000+08:00

hi. prelims over! yay! HAHA j1s still got promos!! we so lucky our exams over..

-.-

anyways, yesterday we went to watch the great spy experiment at substation's septemberfest. the great spy experiment really rocks la. they're the best band in singapore for sure. they played all their songs off the new album and they sounded so good live. they sound like a perfect mix of killers+franzferdinand+interpol and you can here a little bit of oasis here and there. smashing. and to think they're local! their new album was just out recently so you should go buy it.

however, i think the singapore music scene a bit sad huh. a band like the gse shouldn't be performing in front of like 100 ppl. they should be performing to tens of thousands. but isok la yesterday rocked.

so do check out The Great Spy Experiment. yay! sorry the picture so shitty. thevar took videos but apparently the sound was so loud that the camera sound recording fucked up so the video got no sound. just go youtube and search them la or visit their myspace @ www.myspace.com/thegreatspyexperiment.

moving on..

this here is KT Tunstall. pusT thinks she's damn super chio. i think she's alright la but not as chio as nelly furtado, eh? heh. yeah but she got very nice songs. she too recently released her album Drastic Fantastic. it's nice. yeah. not like super godlike nice. but ok nice. she's cool la. not all girls are bad/evil/horrible. kt is a nice girl (lady). she's scottish but a quarter chinese. hmmm.

you thought these things were extinct? no they're not. theyre alive and well. if you see any Trex, you are advised to kill them while they are still young and small as they are very dangerous when fully grown. yup. *any resemblance to anyone living or dead is um, unintentional*

with all this fuss about being queer on blogs has had me briefly flirting with the idea of coming out on my sexuality on this blog so then maybe we can get more hits and be discussed in webforums all over and even get articles on us in The New Paper ('mystery judeslads writer reveals sexuality! '). but i shall wait till i infiltrate the upper echeleons of the public service before coming out for maximum effect.

but then again, how much wld people care if i revealed on the blog that i'm straight? its not fair that gay people get so much publicity when they declare themselves gay. look, i'm straight!!! WELL? why don't you talk about my blog and spread the word? Huh!? just cos i'm straight and not gay? this is what i call discrimination.

isn't Eleanor pretty?

ok i go now bye.

sherlock.

2007-09-08T18:36:00.000+08:00

Important

contrary to popular belief and whatever you might have read in the previous posts, there has never been any proposed 10hr day study scheme or ANYTHING of the sort. this is all an elaborate fabrication and hoax.

as far as any such 'plan' is concerned, it NEVER existed.

that is the official postion. thank you very much.

top intelligences reckon it may be a bastardization of the 3hr day study scheme. or the 12hr day sleep policy. yup. so forget any such plan was ever made. i mean ever even conceived or whatsoever.

anyone who thinks otherwise is a potential threat to society and shall have to be removed under the PTS Act (potential threat to society act).

sherlock.

2007-09-02T02:02:00.000+08:00

hi. there has been a *few* hitches in the earlier proposed 10hour work day scheme.

but no matter. the past week was orientation so from er.. sunday. or monday. the 10hr work day scheme will commence!! rarr!!

that means cutting down on

* DOTA
*paul mccarney on youtube
*beatles on youtube
*wikiwhoring
*bleedin facebook
*basically getting off the damn computer really.
*fuck man how the hell..

YES. i shall stop using the computer. from tomorrow!

pictures!

ok havent really got anthn else n lazy to upload frm phone. so i guess it shld've said 'picture' above there instead of 'pictures'.

whatever. these are my scot band records. yup. snow patrol guys are northern irish i think but theyre scot based. yeah so there. and FF and Travis, the Glasgow art rock kingzxz.

yeah!

kkkkk.. the judeslads gonna play dota now. then sleep.

dota is addictive. if u win, wna play some more. if lose, got unfinished business.

um we've been losing for quite a while now.

which explains why we're still playing at this time. damnn.

ok la bye. pray for me k.

sherlock.

2007-08-26T21:08:00.000+08:00

okay i sorta drew up a plan for the next two weeks for prelim revision.

planning's the easy part.

by the look of things, ive to clock in 10hours of S a day. factoring in only 8hrs of sleep a day (wtffffff...). that would mean no going online, no going out to (attempt to) study. two weeks with my nose on the grindstone.

God, please help me.

if i can stick to my plan, it will definitely qualify as a miracle but hey, i've tremendous faith in God.

for that reason, i think tomorrow i shall do the religion essay for GP despite never ever having attempted any such qn ever. logic: um God will help me if I write abt religion. right? *cough*

gah.

in other news, i swear by panadol extra. it's good shite that. anyway, the extra in panadol extra refers to the 65mg of caffeine in the caplet on top of the 500mg of acetaminophen aka paracetamol. i suppose that negates the drowsiness n all.

in other other news, i got this $1 coin from 2006. its really super shiny n cool. looks like gold i guess but it doesnt dent when bitten so it isnt.

i got some photos for upload but too lazy. not like you care anyway.

it probably takes you only 30 seconds to read this post. but it takes me a long time to write it. cos im ambling around and typing random thoughts down every minute or two.

which would explain why the whole post is so disjointed.

i wish i could get all As (without studying).

okay maybe not - id better adhere to the planned 10hr day schedule. my faith in God doesnt extend to thaaaaaaat degree..

i mean that God of course if He chooses can make me get all As without studying at all and playing dota 10hrs a day. Right God? but of course that would only be too easy. He needs to sort out those who deserve to burn in hell from those who deserve eternal peace (& love). RARRR!!! God helps those who help themselves innit.

Yes ive gotta study but divine intervention is a bonus :)

aiyaaaaaaaaaaa.

moving onto more important things, i've been listening to a hellll lot of beatles recently. like a hell hell lot. i think that's what john lennon meant when he said the beatles were "more 'popular' than jesus" (not 'bigger' you twits).

there was this Gp essay topic thingy somewhere than blogging was nothing more than narcissistic someshat. so um i dont think its true. i shall venture away from the issues of self to more selfless issues to make this blog more socially aware.

please, be my guest - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&q=eradication+of+poverty.

now that we've all been sufficiently educated about the eradication of poverty, my job for tonight is done.

cheers and have a good life.

sherlock.

2007-08-21T15:35:00.001+08:00

hey indra i managed to simpsonise you. feel free to kope the picture. hahahhehehx

2007-08-14T20:12:00.000+08:00

Matt Groening and Jude's lads proudly present:

Starring:

Sherlock

Chiew

and

7h3v4r

Coming to a blog near you

Sial.

Here's a picture of the rebelxzxz Chiew

Chiew is now a man

Check out this fiery sunrise I snapped from the 855 as it was heading for school

Behind the open field in the foreground is another open field, which is getting fucked by (i counted about) 15 cranes and other monsters into a giant hospital. Yes yes more conventient medicare blah blah ........ ........but another green area gone and another beautiful sunrise soon never to be seen from this part of town again.

This picture is damn small, but in real life the scene looks eerily foreboding ........... countless huge, dark cranes against the glowing sky......... like something out of the KID A album art or something.

J:

And on the way home today, i saw this creepy circle of cats. Yes, cats.

There are 5 cats in this picture, and another behind the nearest pillar. Sekali all animagus wizards meeting in secret ah.

ya i know i AKSEPTed that harry died already.... but the McGonagalls and McGonaguys are still alive right?

Ya the next furry dog i see might be Sirius........ but wait he died also. KK! The next beetle I see could be Rita Skeeter that bitch.

Shit I'd kill her too and steal her quick quotes quill, then write sensational GP essays without the slightest effort.

But for now I must settle for being far worse than just a plain muggle.

Must be a mugger J:

Coz Prelims are looming on the sneakascope............. and then more.....

Fuck

7h3v4r

Mother fuckin word verification......3rd time "Entering the letter as they are shown in the image"

2007-08-12T18:41:00.000+08:00

Hey all,

The day before yesterday was Shoddy JJ Chews' birthday, and yesterday was the partayy at Phuture at Zouk. At first the music was pretty shitty, but later the tracks got much better. But then I kena scolded by some bitch for "disrespecting her friend" when i wasn't even dancing with any of their lot. Fckin hell. lol but damn funny now that I think about it

Anyway I'm feeling pretty nostalgic today, don't know why. So I'm gonna be reminiscing a little about some of the key stuff that defined the years.

Sec3:

The OC!! Z'omg The OC and nothing more than The OC. Season 1 was the good shitt man......

Keane: Hopes and Fears. At a time when ipods were the godliest of music players, and diskmen were all we poorfolk used to have, this cd would be listened to over and over and over again, 24/7. Even now, songs from this album are creating such a buzz: "I walked akross.........."

Radio: 98.7 fm. Shit everyday after school (whenever there were thankfully no fckin mass killings at the astroturf) I would just go home and flop on my bed with the radio on, sleeping through it all. What songs ah? er stuff like..... Keane, The Rasmus, Maroon 5, and the endless stream of hip-hop shit, what J-Kwon, Chingy, Cassidy, 50-cent, and Twista woot!

PHAK lol

Budget slack-ass RE with Pasti and Pibbles on Outdoor Survival, for which we got an A. Probably coz all our judges were the manjan teachers, who thought it was damn cool... you know, us being Indian and all.

SWARNA drama competition: Hinduism Past Present and Future..... Fckin awesome memories.

ICC Night dance with Shivi, Khabil, Baha, Adnaan, Nipple and the death-defying stunts that never were

Outward Bound eh? Who could forget

The endless Naviiinnnnnss, Charrrrrrlesssssssses and Jaragumnahses -.-

Fckin SHACK trainings in Nov and Dec followed by endless DotA after... Classic Marauders' Memory

Sec4:

The Hockey Season that was discontinued

The KILLERS AND HOT FUSS. Never has an album been so closely linked to any period of time than this

Genevieve Matthews and Chion Yuan Huay: The Christ and the Anti-Christ

Planning to go for the tree top walk at Macritchie since i-learning week, which took us ALMOST a year to fulfill

DotA, DotA and more DotA on Eurobattlenet

The OC still.....Season 2 and OC Mix 2, with Dios Malos and what not

RE with Sundar, Subash. Oh ya Pibbles was also in the group. Can't blame me for forgetting though. Hours of editing on the school i-book. Power-packed documentary we made, best project i'd done ever in my opinion. Got 69 for it... that fucked up number.

Learning Time of Your Life by Greenday- my first guitar song.

William Tan's HUNDDDDRRRED km marathon: 10 rounds alongside the wheel chaired wonder, watching Borat on the i-book that i could have koped at the end of the year but didn't, and instead got a free hullet t-shirt from GM coupled with her admiration for my honesty which was maybe totally worth it after all (= Hide and seek with khabil, jheeva, hossain and malay and other ppl also la... too dark to remember. Then Asman the fatty security guard came and we had to hide for real.

The Bravery concert on Santa's birthday. HAHAHAHA what are the fckin odds. 2 free tickets for me and Chiew (lol "YOUR FRIEND AND I"-Russel Peters) courtesy of Perfect 10 and calling in from the school toilet during assembly. The anwer to the "what song is this" question was "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT". GLEEE. Hosted at Stadium Green, which is just a patch of grass NEXT to the Singapore Indoor Stadium, it was opened by Electrico, who were damn good in my opinion after seeing them live for the first time. The Bravery were even better, and it was fckin fun. Shit. We even got to meet them before the concert, and I got the album, signed by all of them. Fckin Power. What a brilliant way to start going for rock concerts.

My first and only ipod. The love of my life still. Actually it got spoilt twice and i had to exchange it for a new one twice. But as NS would say (yes please. insert NS voice now) "It's not the phsyical ownership, but the authorotative...."

Last day of school: Finishing higher tamil paper 2, collecting progress report, buying Call of Duty 2, best shooter to date, and watching Maja with the tamils. HAHA then buying a farewell present for Jacks at Northpoint:D Walao damn fun ah

Graduation Night. sniff. All of us dressed in our finest at the Orchard Hotel (i think. you know, the one across Forum and Orchard Parade Hotel). Hossain singing Buble and mouthing female dog on stage, Khabil screaming out loud after mistakenly running into Narpal during the dance (hahahahah fkcin funny), Hossain making a fool out of himself when asked to comment on his nomination as "the funniest guy"- "If there's anything I've been all these years, it's been nothing but serious" with the hitler face. lol bloody bangla. Such shit entertainment. The food was worse. But all was good. After dinner, went to play pool with all the tamils, who then dashed for the MRT before 12, leaving me and malay stranded with nothing to do. Chiew was watching harry potter with the Chiams, so we went to watch Sky High... losers sial. Then took a cab home.......... anticlimax

Clubbing for the first time at China Black. We were at Penin in the afternoon buying rubbish as usual, when Chiew suggested the idea to me and Cunzhi. It was an underaged party, so i just thought what the hell, why not. Possibly the best time of my life. Probably the best clubbing trip in my life (not that i've been daaaamn often liddat). It was just damn fuckin power. Fuck. It just was.

New Year's Eve with Chiew, Cunzhi and Malay. Pool at Cinileisure, watching firewokrs and thanni-ing with 2 RGS girls (thanks to Chiew), DotA at 1 am, which was soo fucking boring. Then wasting away outside Excelsior until the train service resumed. 2006 had begun. JC life was just a day away. Or was it 2? I think it was 2.

"And with a sudden jolt, Harry was pulled out of the scene and landed once again onto the cold hard floor. The Pensieve was as still as silence

There are more memories that I wish to show you Harry Podder, and they are crucial to your understaning the past of 7h3v4rdemort."

kk but lotsa shit to remember ah. I talk about more of them later. But now there are more memories to be made during Man Utd's first game of the season.

Obliviate and Re-enervate

kk enuff Harry Potter shit. Harry died. There's not gonna be anymore Harry Potter already

7h3v4r

2007-08-10T21:14:00.001+08:00

checc check cheka check it out! look who's gonna be a new character in simpsons! lol the simpson's next movie is gonna include this new character who's like more irritating than homer, meg griffin from family guy and the new dumbledore actor from harry potter! tho this character stil hasnt been named, apparently he spouts plenty of nonsense and its been said he's kind of like samson. he draws inspiration for irritating ppl from his hair. ok i shant spoil anything more about him but its still super exciting. cant wait to watch the new season.

(any resemblence of this character to anybody dead or alive is purely coincidental) - The Simpsons team.

chiew [edit sherlock:fuckinnn hell jordan leave ur name behind!!!]

2007-08-06T20:27:00.000+08:00

lol chiew you seem to have forgotten a few more things:

1) Learn that "Fuckin Penang" and Malaysia are not 2 different countries

2) Realise that floods in Bangladesh occur due to the swelling of her
rivers; That the floods don't just "come from the ocean and kill all
the Banglas"

3) Send planeloads of love to future girlfriends

4) Stop getting 'owned' by NS

Well good luck with your study plan then.

7h3v4r

2007-08-05T21:27:00.000+08:00

hi everyone. as we all know A levels are looming like fuck. and prelims are looming well.. even more fuck. so better get that study plan out and adhere to it. but before i start planning what to study im already planning what im gonna do after As. not planning like applying for scholarships or whatever. speaking of scholarships and awards. a certain perzon decided that im the last person to be eligible for a certain award which i had no intention of applying for anyway. but his/her reason was that my hair was too long. nice reason there. i just wanna say seriously who gives a shit about hair. cambridge doesnt care how long your hair is when you apply for their school. they just look at your grades. so why bother to keep short hair? why bother to be so niao about hair? i mean what's wrong with long hair? even jesus had long hair. so what's the big deal about it. yeah but whatever. enough of my rambling. it was just something i saw on some guy's blog (janan) and i totally agreed with. back to the actual post

what i wanna do after A levels:

1) learn how to pronounce milk properly
2) ditto for balloon
3) learn how to spellcheck
4) stop making fun of ashvin. HAHAHA
5) stop making fun of NS
6) play more football
7) learn stairway and hotel california solos properly
8) finish writing my songs
9) buy all of travis' cds. wahwah
10) blog something with more substance.

kk im gonna go study now bye

jordan [edit sherlock:ehh chiew can u plspls sign off your posts with your name.. i have to keep editing in ur name -.-]

2007-08-04T14:38:00.000+08:00

Hmm haven't posted in a long time. The last three posts were all by thevar - which roughly coincides with a lack of quality on the blog , heehee. Okay but admittedly, mediocrity shall prevail here as all I'm gonna do is spam some random pictures with cheap captions.

Kindergarten propaganda/penmanship.

Rain means no Good Morning. which means a Great Morning really.

No idea what this is. Thevar drew it. A dinosaur I suppose.

bass blister.

uniball signo gelstik 7.0 - believe me, these are the best pens in the world T-rex.
who's also responsible for the quote of the year. the *** stands for 'Rex' btw.

The Perfects. Featuring 'KT' on bass. heehee. (most of the artwork is azrin's btw)

Auf Achse... you see her, you can't touch her J:

yes I've lost a loooot of weight huh?

Azrin's damnnnn handdsome face - seen at night only though.

dear dear. well at least not ionic bond.

Jheeva spotted this. Title: The Unabridged Mark Twain. Author: The Unabridged (???). Conclusion: Mdm Pince is dumb.

Never Study.

FS. effing stupid.

judeslads S-ing at mcdonalds. Righhttt, S-ing.
Tom Riddle's GC.
TSK.
oh oh right!
Oblivio!!!... Damn you Hermione! Why'd you have to do that -.-
I didn't know this was in the H3 chem syllabus. but hey, ass spec can't be thaaat bad - especially if they're exothermic.
Andrew Dunlop has a quickie. Hmmm maybe we should call him 'quicksilver' eh? Eh?
SHODDY goods from China. What's next? VINCENT goods from France?
One hundred and fifty-seven, where art thou?
I've posted this many times before. But she's damn chio J:

Okay that's about it for now. Snape is dead, Voldemort is dead but life goes on. WARNING: SPOILERS ABOVE! Yeah that's really about it. Prelims are looming in the Foe Glass so what else to say but, CONSTANT VIGILANCE. RARRR!

Have a good life.

Sherlock.

2007-07-23T00:35:00.000+08:00

Shidd dei hunddrrreedd people died =(

Even Robby........

Dei wart Robby.......?

7h3v4r

2007-07-21T09:39:00.000+08:00

Wotcher Harry! a-la Nymphadora Tonkkkkkkkkkks (Pasti: dei dei dei Tonks damn chio)

Well Harry Potter mania is gripping the WORLD innit? The movie (which was damn shitty in my opinion) just came out around a week ago, and now the book is coming out..........TODAY! SHID DEI!

I have a few ideas of what's gonna happen in the book. This is of course without reading any of those spoilers or anything. These are just ideas that sherlock, jheeva and me have intelligently hypothesised.

1) R.A.B is Regulus (Ashvin or something......not She who must not be named as damn chio) Black. Ok Regulus Arcturus Black. This one (Insert NS voice) ALMOST everybody know so you're damn fuckin stoppadd if u donno. He stole the horcrux from the sea cave before he died. He denied it though, saying that he Never Steal (Remove NS voice)

2) The horcrux is at Grimmauld Place, after being briefly mentioned in book 5, as the house was being cleaned, as a locket that couldn't be opened

3) The horcrux is no longer there. Kreacher, being a bitch of a house elf, took it while hewas stealing his mistresses' possessions in book 5. He might have given it to the Lestranges. Noone knew of course. They just thought he was stealing some old heirlooms that meant nothing. So in the 7th book they're gonna have to find it again.

4) Sirius returns. Since he didn't really die, he could finally decide to draw the curtain and walk through the archway again. (Yes he didn't get sucked in like some gay in the way that the movie portrayed it. The movie was damn stupid. It just had alot of chio ppl)

5) Dumbledore is not coming back. Dumbledore died. Snape killed Dumbledore.

Possible Plot Endings

1) Harry lures Voldemort into a pensieve. Once Voldemort is inside, Harry clambers out of the pensieve, grabs it and smashes it to bits. Voldemort, being inside..............................erm dies.

2) Snape dies to save harry. Snape (who is 'evil') and Voldemort follow Harry in. When Harry tries to escape the pensieve, Voldermort is on the verge of catching him. Then Snape grabs hold of Voldemort to buy Harry time to escape. Then he orders Harry to smash the pensieve with him in it. Harry escapes and smashes the pensieve. Snape dies.

3) A locket identical to the Slytherin Locket is made. It is then made into a portkey that leads straight to the magma filled base of a volcano. Harry tells Voldemort cheesily " You know what this is? Immortality! Take it! It's YOURS!!!!!!" He then throws it to Voldemort, who catches it and then is immediatley flung into a krakatoan equivalent for wizards and dies deep under the earth's surface. The Balrog of Morgoth takes the powerful wizard, and Saruman revels in his victory. He knew that the Mines of Moria would be a dangerous path and had forced the fellowship into taking that path, knowing that Aragorn, son of Arathorn, would never let the Ring pass through the gap of Rohan and reach the hands of Men. Men, who are so easily seduced by power................................................................................................

4) Wormatil, being a rat, passes the bubonic plague to Voldemort. Being magical folk, they have no way to cure him as they've always relied on things like "Brakiam Amendo!" to fix broken arms and what not (Hahah stupid magical folk. Now who's better? Fuckers don't even know how to use a "Fellytone" properly. FS.)

5) Lord Vold dies in the end, Sirius returns, Harry sexes Ginny, Fleur marries Bill, Hermione marries me (= and Harry takes his N.E.W.T.S.
"I think he will get a C."

Now we only need to test these hypotheses.

So now effectively allright we can carry out a Z-test allright in this case to find the p-value against the significance level of the mean sample in this case to see if we can reject the hypothesis. IS IT ALLRIGHT? (fuck damn irritating). NO

We test this hypothesis by buying the fuckin book and reading it. Which is why I'm off to Borders soon to buy it. I KNOW I could just go to the chinese shop... what's it called?.... oh ya Popular, but Borders has been my Flourish and Blotts for years now.

Right, and since this post has been so wordy, I'll leave you with a few pictures.

The movie sucks pucks. See what it did to Tom Felton over the years.

Before

After

The 3 Chios

Luna, Hermione and Chun Men

Grawp

The new cover for the 7th book

The only good thing to come out of the movies

Yea who's the chioest of them all huh?

Emma is

And lastly some eye candy for Sherlock

Looks a bit like him too

Thank goodness I don't need to use owls to send this. Then again even owls are more reliable Blogger. Technology vs Magic eh. Which would I rather choose?

The Journey Ends This Weekend

7h3v4r

"Publishium Posto!"

2007-07-16T21:30:00.000+08:00

Harlow.

Today I'll be dealing with albums!

2 weeks ago i celebrated youthday(khabil's birthday). A day before it was MINE! (=

On Sunday at 0000 hours i got a very sweet phonecall and a birthday song through a conference call with many tamils. haha shidd dei.....mayiruu deiiii............

Then Navin!!!!!!! (haha) surprised me with not 1, but 2 cds wooot!

AND

Honestly though, I was more excited about the latter when I saw it under The Boy With No Name. Don't get me wrong though, TBWNN is damn nice as well, except for like selfish jean (yucks). Big Chair, Battleships, Closer and My Eyes are all quite brilliant.

But Favourite Worst Nightmare is really somethin else. It's even better than Arctic Monkey's first album in my opinion. Less noisy and more melodic. Awesome album, with stuff like BRIANNNNstorm, Fluorescent Adolescent (lol tyrannosaurus rex) and 505, as well as other catchy-as-(catch-17 sial...bloody NS) hell tunes. Only ones who know, Balaclava and Teddy Picker just to name a few others.

Another album I'm looking out for: Calling the World by Rooney

After hearing their self-titled debut album, I'm gonna get this one pretty soon. Rooney are damn indie-rock/pop ....kinda refreshing, but nowhere near The Killers though. They are t3h shitxzxz.

It just came out today I think. Same day as someone else's birthday innit? Wah happy birthday Mr Shah.

As I was searching for this album art, I was forced to pay homage to the fathers of all modern band music ( ok not so much forced to, as came across) Damn small though. Squint and u should be able to tell who. If u still can't, then just take ur computer, radio, ipod /budget music player and smash the fuck out of it.

(This could be in Paul's backyard, where he grew marijuana. And John Lennon isn't dead yet, he's just in the background, twit.)

Alternatively you could legally download some Beatles songs and have a listen.

I'm feeling damn hungry now. I wanna eat......... Turkish food again....... )=

ISOK ah, chicken curry will have to do )= (wah sad issit. Chicken curry roxorxzxzxz)

Kay.

Sappidae time: 2242...... shid deii

7h3v4r

2007-07-14T15:02:00.000+08:00

Don't be mean to Cho Chang - she's quite pretty la okay.

Now for some real eye-candy :D

Oooooh sexyyy :))

sherlock.

2007-07-09T21:51:00.000+08:00

hey look what i found off some one's blog. some guy from RJ called Vincent Depp writing about his 3 best achievements and posting it on his blog. lawl. enjoy.

Name: Vincent Depp *** ****
Class: 07S0**

MY 3 BEST ACHIEVEMENTS

In my two fleeting years in RJC i have accomplished many things. be it academic or non academic, ive always been up there head and shoulders above everyone else. It has been tough choosing the top 3 best achievements in my RJC 'career' but i've finally settled on the following three:

1)I have Never Studied for any test or common test or promoz and still scored As most of the time. now isnt that great. comparing myself to those dumbasses who work their asses off for just average results, i am king.

2) I have made countless of recordings of my 1337 singing and mind blowing guitar solos. and all these have been favourited by all my friends and even put on a charity CD raising money for kids with backsides for faces. and i even refused CIP hours for this deed. i consider myself a true guitar godzxzx.

3) I have never failed to invent new ways of pleasing oneself. including using a bed to *you know what*. its a brilliant invention really. everyone shld try it. its better than french women

2007-07-06T20:49:00.000+08:00

Today was terrible. Headaches and long days don't go well together.

Anyways, while walking out of LT2 after H3 chem with a splitting headache, I overheard these two nerds while passing the lift area.

Nerd1: so how did you do for chem? [thinking: I hope he din't beat me]
Nerd2: very lousy la. B only. [thinking: let me act like B is totally unacceptable, a nerd like me should be getting A*]
N1: Haha hi5! [thinking: PHEW... he didn't beat me]
N2: Hi5! [thinking: YES YES I didn't lose to him!!! I'm not the only one rebel enough to get B! Revolution!!!]
Sherlock: -.- [thinking: ouchhh... headache..]

Thinker, Leader, Pioneer. [Alternative spelling: 4A + A + Distinction]

Oh well. Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on*...

sherlock.

*1968 Lennon/McCartney

2007-07-01T11:21:00.000+08:00

Hi. Common tests were really really horrible. I think this time I'm gonna pay for a) trying to be too smart eg. predicting that periodicity will be in paper3 i.e. can skip b) just being plain stupid eg. not realising there's a 10mark qn on the behind page for math -.-

Eh but at least I predicted correctly that they'll test on epistasis. So not ALL my predictions were wrong.

But isok, this will be a good lesson to learn from. Promos ftw!! Oops I mean prelims. *makes whining noise*

Okay now time for some photos. Mostly on the theme of revision. Viewer discretion advised: especially if you think notes should be treated like the word of God (as opposed to the word of john-effing-sloman).

"for your reading pleasure" - fresh sense of humour from the chem dept.

We're supposed to infer that McDonald's crew have 'all the fun'. No wonder there's no more fun left for us :( they nicked it all. Plus they actually get paid $3 an hour.

For the non-Chinese speaking folks out there, it says 'Pork Floss'. mmmm mmmm. Or maybe it's the brand name.

Scrawlings from J1. Econs lectures are an explosion of art and creativity. Hasn't changed yet has it?
This Boy by Franz Ferdinand. " I want a car, I want a car... YEAH!!!!"

Another pen bites the dust. Uniball Signo Gelstik 7.0, Violet.

"In the long run, we're all dead" - JM. Keynes. Good thing he's already dead in the short run as well or else he'll be incessantly bullying the poor monetarists - who're made to look retarded imbeciles in our econs notes - so much for balanced answers and views. hypocrites.

With the aid of an appropriate diagram, show how Adam Smith's 'Invisible Hand' acts on demand and supply to produce at equlibrium quantity and price.

Not funny really, just dumb.

2 paragraphs effectively summarised in 6 words - 4 of which are already printed.
Alex Kapranos (sexiest man alive) - "It's always better on holiday... So much better on holiday.. That's why we only work whennn, we NEED the MONEY!!"

Okay that's it I guess.

Happy Youth Day people. Thevar is finally legal, and thirsty - WATER!!

Have a good week.

Sherlock.

2007-06-23T20:24:00.000+08:00

"and I just can't help myself, I really really wish I could be somewhere else, than here." - Johnny Borrell of Razorlight

This is not so much a rant as an exclamation.

Fuck vectors!

ya um that's it. vectors damn hard ah. my mathematics is soooo gonna suck. ive yet to touch complex, probability, perm n comb, graphing, inequalities not to mention general revision of all the topics. and it took me 3 hours to somewhat complete tutorial 11A1.

I shall attempt to finish vectors and maybe touch on complex numbers by tonight (ie before 6am). Then tomorrow (ie 5pm onwards), must read monetary policy for the 1st time in my life and then revise all the econs stuff. Um, must finish complex also ah by tomorrow.

After econs test must revise chem. thn after chem test try n finish up math (Ahhhhhhhh). after math must revise bio (essay n structured topics only. mcq just tikam).

After bio, play SOCCER. then evening play DOTA. woohooo!!

Sounds like a smashing plan dunnit? hah. Everything's toootally under control -.-"

sherlock.

2007-06-17T18:59:00.000+08:00

Date: 17/06/07
Time: 1900

Sunday of week 3 is coming to a close. Right now I haven't covered half of what i need to cover for CTs. Fuck.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no NS-ing, from this moment on. No more.

AAAARGGHHHH bitch i wish i could go back to sec 4 when there were no fuckin A's or O's for once lucky me. When the Killers had only released Hot Fuss, and when i was winning tickets in the school toilet during assembly to the Bravery Concert. Doing RE with Sundar and fuckin around overnight during Dr. William Tan's Hundddrred hour marathon.

Sigh.

Now it's just some bitch called A (hehe) levels.

Sunday
17/06/07

Happy Father's Day, Charrrrrrlesssss.

Time: 1917

So fast.... already 17 minutes from 'this moment'.

)=

" Time exists...but just on your wrist so don't panic..........
Moments last...and lifetimes are lost in a day.......

So wind you watches down.....please....
Cuz there is no time...to lose

And I'm gonna stay here...... Indefinitely
And I wanna stay here....... So just let me be"

-Indefinitely by Travis, from The Invisible Band.

Happy last week of holidays to anyone else lucky enough to enjoy it

7h3v4r

2007-06-16T04:42:00.000+08:00

Across The Universe - Lennon/McCartney

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting thorough my open mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om...
Nothing's gonna change my world...

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes
They call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as they make
their way across the universe

Jai guru deva om...
Nothing's gonna change my world..

Sounds of laughter, shades of life
are ringing through my open ears
inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love
which shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru deva om...
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Just a little reminder why John Lennon was, and will always be one of the greatest songwriters the world has ever seen. Well, you gotta hear it to appreciate it too - but I think it reads very nicely like a poem.

Long live Lennon/McCartney.Anyone who does not believe that a whole can be greater than a sum of its parts has never heard of the Beatles.

Sometimes 1+1+1+1 is not equal to 4.

Radiohead will tell you that 2+2=5. But the Beatles are evidence that 1+1+1+1 = infinity.

Haven't engaged in Beatles-glorification for a long time. Then again, I hadn't heard Across The Universe in a long time either. As with most of my other Beatles songs, it's always there biding its time until I choose to give it a listen.

The Beatles are the closest thing to perfection I can find by means of a clickwheel.

True Perfection is harder to come by. For now.

Blah.

sherlock.

PS: dear blogger, it's nice to see you save my drafts immediately but still have problems with word verification. you need glasses. arseface.

2007-06-12T00:21:00.000+08:00

hi. now with CTs just around the corner, i think it's about time i wrote a post about procrastination and dangers associated with it.

Procrastination and Associated negative-effects.

um. wait. maybe on second thought, i'll complete it tomorrow.

or the day after.

or the day after the day after.

well, soon.

watch this space.

sherlock.

2007-06-10T01:23:00.000+08:00

Hey all you S-ers. If you're feeling tired of S-ing, or if you're just a complete NS, and are free on the 10th, the 15th and the 16th of June, come down to Ben & Jerry's at the Cathay Ciniplex at Dhoby Gaut to watch me buskkkk. I'll be singing with the guitar at Ben & Jerry's. On the 16th, I'll be joined by the flippant-gonna-be-recluse Sherlock on the bass guitar.

10th- 1910 to 1940
15th- 1800 to 1830
16th- 1800 to 1830

If you wanna hear good music rendered brilliantly, come down and watch =p waaah shameless advertising huh? Well IT IS for charity. There will be canners there collecting donations and proceeds go to the Bone Marrow Donor Programme. Yea so if you have some spare time and are not a heartless bastard, (or a marrowless one at that) come down and eat some ice-cream. Donate your change at least...

7h3v4r

2007-06-07T22:37:00.000+08:00

look at lum being a efftard. i realised in all the pictures he doesnt do the poses that the rest of the team does. what a bitch!

yeah that's all. just go look at the photos yourself if you have the cd. lum's being a total retard. spoiling almost all the champs pictures.

2007-06-05T02:32:00.000+08:00

Subject:
You & me
Message:
hi man - you are so cool so nice and so funny in ur pics....I am a German Expat, PR in Singapore, condo in the east.If u don't mind that I am more mature than you, drop me a line.Staying alone in Siglap, lots of time ( 4 u ).Hugs,German*

Subject:
hi
Message:
hi there my name is Malay* 31/170/75 tanned dark malay stay in bedok north singapore i am top gay straight acting looking for ltr or best of frenzif possible i would very much like to know you can me at your msn at *****2000@hotmail.com or contact or sms me 90****** i really hope ot hear from you soon ...take care ok

*names have been changed for some reason.

gee, thanks. i'm flattered.

but i'm not gay. sorry. and i prefer people around my age :/

damn sick but pretty funny so i thot id share it with you guys. i just hope those ppl dont see this post - which they mite since theres a link here from my profile :/ well um, at least i dint put your real names fellas!

and um chio girls pls msg me on friendster. thanks. bye.

sherlock.

2007-06-04T03:27:00.000+08:00

would you believe that there are boys who play netball? like regularly and passionately in a society where netball is a ladies' game. sadly theyre relegated to 2v2 games only cos no other boys wanna play netball -.- pls la. so gay.

one of their slogans is the ironic "BASKETBALL IS FOR GIRLS".

bloody hell. crazy.

these people ah... should be studying their asses off but waste time playing netball.

but never mind. their choice la.

who are we to judge what sport is gay or not.

sorry ah im very random. bye.

sherlock.

2007-06-01T00:33:00.000+08:00

Hello readers. Keeping up the spirit of mimicking, here are some completely vital and sure as hell accurate stuff about me that I'm sure everyone is interested in reading.

find your inner PIE @ quizmeme.com

Wow interesting

discover what candy you are @ quiz me

A bit hard to chew?

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

Yes really important

Well that was totally creative and interesting wasn't it?

Anyway on Monday there was a hockey outing. All went to watch Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End at the Cathay Ciniplex at Dhoby Gaut, Starring Choy Yun Taf

His role was damn small in the movie, and he *spolier warning* dies all of sudden before the climax of the movie. The only thing he did was make all the mats get all excited when he said "welcome to Singapore", which looked more like a dingy chinese jetty at any rate. The island should have been full of mats and not manjans. Bloody mats at the cinema were making so much fucking noise.

Whatever.

Looks like there's a growing interest in the two -AR drinks being sold now: Anything and Whatever.

It's definitely a gimmick, but it does have it's charm. Besides, Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans were cool coz they have hundreds of different flavours that u might not even imagine being in a sweet. These drinks just have like 6 different flavours or so; not exactly every flavour. On top of that, it's not like there's anything else like in the market offering that random choice, so it is quite original. But it's price is fucking dumb.

Maybe they need more revenue to break profit after hiring Chiew to model for them, R Project model and all.

Maybe they didn't pay him enough, and so he wants as many people as possible to hate it. Well.....

Whatever.

Heh.

Need to do periodicity tutorial now. Have a good month off everyone.

Bye

7h3v4r

2007-05-29T00:13:00.000+08:00

hey guys. im back with that rare 'once in a while' post. and yes. its still pretty much the same. pictures galore.

anw. before the cam-horror. here's to RJC HOCKEY 07. probably the best team i ever played with. (besides the 2005 champions league winning team liverpool fc.) haha. yeah whatever.

my wasted heart will love you.

always.
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ghahaa. yeah whatever. speaking of whatever, on a totally unrelated note. please do not buy those fuckass drinks whatever and anything. its completely dumb and whoever buys it is proclaiming to the whole world that he/she is fuckin dumbass for falling for such dumbass gimmicks. completely lack of creativity in creating those drinks. recall every flavour beans in harry potter. the concept is exactly the same. stupid. and it costs more than your average can drink. and you dont even know what's inside. can you imagine you get some thevar juice. it'll be bloody waste of money.

oh yeah and here are some pictures of the greatest team of all.

here's joel, syukri and some tamil bitch at the post 'last-training' dinner.

the judeslads plus the malay guy who came for the medal slacking at the playground.

the guys padding up for the last training.

RJC skipper. (is it petro? i'm not sure. if you recognise your friend here please leave a comment on our tagboard and i'd change the caption.)

our star player with 9 goals in the tournament warming up.

pathy me and skipper hossain.

the guys who turned up for the dinner.

yeah that's the end of our journey. good luck for As and shit guys.

hah. here's just 2 pics of me and my magic stick. yeah. my jumbow and me. we had some good times yeh.

and here's to A levels. good luck everybody!

2007-05-27T00:57:00.000+08:00

yes. aren't i gay?

fuck. no more hockey. no more jude. no more swagger. no more goals. no more tackles. no more goodmornings. no more pon lesson cos of match. no more sleeping in library. no more eduj jokes. no more training. no more matches against src. no more post-trng slacking. no more pre-trng slakcing. no more anything. no more nothing.

am i even allowed to say im part of rjc hockey anymore?

i really loved it. loved being part of rjc hockey. loved being a fresh j1 breaking into the first team. loved training with jude. loved the hockey jokes.

but time flies when you're having fun.

we've kept it simple.

lets keep it that way.

it brings me back to the age-old complain. i don't want to grow up.

i promised myself that i'd remain 16 forever. but i must admit, ive grown up so much over the past 8 months its scary.

dont know which way life is taking me.

dont know where this emo post is going. to think of it having started with a stupid glitter animation.

time for some control la then. must...stop...typing...emo....rants.............arghhh

FUCK.

ok im done. have a good life people.

sherlock.

2007-05-24T23:30:00.000+08:00

ok played finish my last ever match together with my hockeymates for 6 yrs. last ever match as rjc captain (there was only like 7 or 8 anw -.-). last this last that.

very emo stuff actually.

but too tired for anything emo.

we won 4-0.

to those who supported us: thank you very much. we love you.

to those who hated and doubted us: fuck you very much. but we love you all the same.

cos love makes the world go round. SIAL.

no cos we're just damn nice la.

sherlock.

2007-05-17T21:18:00.000+08:00

Thursday 24th May 2007
A' Div Boys' Hockey Finals
RJC vs ACS(I)
430pm @ Delta

no room for complacency. a final is a final. not just that, it's gonna be my last competitive hockey match for a loooong time. despite playing in 'big' games like in kuantan at the asian schools, next thursday's game will be the biggest ever. after that, it'll be back to being a student again after almost 6 yrs of being a hockey player.

So anyways, we saw off sajc 3-0. Scoreline was fair. defending deep and rough tactics deserve no less. im glad our players, even ho sheng could control his temper. notably others couldn't. our coach doesn't shout and scream at umpires either no matter how rubbish they are. neither do our players. we don't show disrespect to our opponents. our hockey does the talking.

'just shut up and play'... ya play 3rd/4th.

of course those with guilty consciences might choose to flamezxzxzx our tagboard to the high heavens. but yeah whatever. tagboard flaming also should have style one.

<7h3v4r>: Recently, I've seen alot of nice blogs (including ours) ruined by anonymous tagging cunts. Stop it. It's very rude. Yup. And verry i said " HAHA i go now".

thevar dont so action la. our blog has NOT been ruined by anonymous tags. i dont recall anonymous ever tagging 'cunts'. and who're you calling rude -.- the anonymous ppl are probably just jheeva n ringo. no need to fight all to preserve the sanctity of the tagboard. there's a reason why this tagboard is uncensored. and admittedly, ive no idea how to remove tags from there cos i forgot my username all. so like, it's really FREE SPEECH. yeah!

at least with anonymous tags the tagboard will be more vibrant right. So all you anonymii out there, feel free to tag. once in a while, leave your names :)

and Anonymous, stop acting chio. haha. and 7@r@, go piss.

sherlock.

2007-05-13T21:39:00.000+08:00

Has it occured to you how silly it is to say 'The ball is round' to describe a situation where anything can happen?

Think about it, it's precisely because the ball is round that we can actually control it smoothly and minimise unforseen circumstances.

Imagine playing hockey or soccer with a ball shaped like a rugby ball. It's going to be much much much more unpredictable then.

RJC vs SAJC
A Div' boys' hockey semi-finals
3pm @ Delta, 15th May tuesday

The shape of the ball is not important. It's what we do with the ball that counts.

sherlock.

2007-05-10T20:59:00.000+08:00

A song dedicated to Eduj! EDUJ YEH!!!! How Indian, no?

song written by Yentraccm Luap and performed by seltaeb h3t.

Enjoy.

Sherlock.

PS: we're thru to the semis. 2-0 was the score against acsi.

2007-05-08T22:00:00.000+08:00

Yehh. Those of you people who visit the tagboard often, actually wait, only anonymous visits our tagboard nowadays. Okay again.

Yehh. Hey anonymous, you wanker, (and those few absolutely lovely readies who tag properly, like pope pasti the chippy) if you look under the tagboard, u might see a link for a random post generator from time to time. Right now it's not there, replaced by a 'Buy Harry Potter book 7 today!'. Commercialist bastards.

Anyway I tried it the other day, and it's nothing but fuckin rubbish. It's really simple they say. Just click the button and it will generate a post for u. WOW BRILLIANT HUH? It failed to mention it'd make you look like a lunatic every single time. This is what I get after generating rubbish 3 times.

#1

"I very much despise my grandpa Archibald. At times he is really strange, but last week he just interested me... I asked for his help thinking about art on the African subcontinent, and he interrupted: "Whoa! I was just learning about the African subcontinent in class!"
At first I interrupted "OH MAN!" and then just now I just ran away all of a sudden. After all, he *is* my grandpa and all he cares about is my own good..."

#2

"A couple of days ago I was watching a TV show about art in the Dark Ages. I was quite interested by the subject, so I asked my friend Junior about it, and he screamed: "Oh man!.. Shut up! I am so sick of hearing about the Dark Ages all the time!"
But then when I got to the part about the art, Junior subsided and began sobbing. But then just now, Junior's niece told me that the reason Junior was so freaked out was because he had to study art in class. At times Junior can be quite dumb like that, but I have to live with that..."

#3

Fuck it's so stupid I'm not gonna torture you by making you read one more.

On to more sane things. I bought the coolest thing from HMV last week.

Definitely Maybe DVD Set

Brilliant. 2 dvds, and a book inside for only 23 bucks. It's got every song of the album in it, live performances of every one, and a documentary thingy of every song and other shit abt the album. It's also got the music videos of Supersonic, Shakermaker, Live Forever, Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rock 'n Roll Star.

The second dvd has a few extra clips inside, including another live Live forever, and live i am the walrus. Cool shit. It says PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT on the front. But actually, Oasis don't have any vulgarities in their songs, unlike vulgar bands like travis and radiohead. Oasis are THE MOST (fookin') polite band in the (fookin') world, d'you know what i mean?

Another picture, coz we do love pictures don't we? And they do speak a thousand words.
Liam and Noel both looking familar to millions in RJC. Someone in school really NICKED this look. Ogay think just a little and you'll know.

Ever wondered what happened to Ringo Starr after the Beatles? Now you know. What an enterprising man.

A picture of Chiew when he got retained in Kindergarden. Not a happy kid huh?

Indra being a haram bitch, eating char siew all from stall 5. Tsk. Look at him pigging out. Lol.

K no more pictures. Tomorrow game against ACS.................................AAAAYE. Wah Ali G sial. Ya ok come support and wish us luck please.

As Captain mentions: RJC hockey luvs you. All of you.

Except anonymous. You can go die.

7h3v4r

2007-05-07T23:30:00.000+08:00

i think our jersey is damn cool.

but we seem to getting stick from the hockey fashion police.

#1. everyone seems to looking to get sleeveless jerseys to show off their (non-existent) arm muscles. everyone wanna act like src. -.-

we on the other hand got 3/4 sleeved jerseys which with a bit of tapering n modification looks quite cool. anw its fresh, cos like in every other sport the trend seems to be towards showing more skin (shorter skirts etc). we so modest; cover up and all.

#2. i think in hockey like got rule must tuck in shirt or smthn. almost everytime before match i gotta explain to the umpires why our boys nv tuck in. today's convo went as such..

umpire: rjc you all can tuck in please?
me: but our jersey is designed to be untucked.
umpire: 0.o
me: really... it's short what.
umpire: noo but must tuck in what... :/
me: no need. its too short for us to tuck in... see, tuck in also it'll come out..
umpire: *thinking - ah wth. screw it.

and so we get away with not tucking our jerseys. but at least it doesnt look sloppy cos like i said, it really is designed to be untucked. eg. if u raise both arms up, can see belly button - like that how to tuck in??

our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.our jersey is cool.

must do our cool jerseys justice by playing well. style with no substance = rubbish. ugly nerdy ri boys with sick blue jersey = still can win c div last yr.

so there.

***

been listening to radiohead quite a lot past two days or so. esp ok computer. karma police sounds lovely coming on just after the brilliant let down.

in other news, we won anderson 10 luv to have one foot in the semis. we're playin acs(i) on wed 3pm at ccab. pls come n support. this match is gonna be really important and it'll show exactly where we stand and what work we must do to get in shape for semis.

if any of u see theboywithnoname in any record stores pls lemme know. dno when it'll be on sale here. its been released in the UK today. and if any of u got Life's review of tbwnn, cut out n lemme see plsplspls.

andre = fat cat

...you're just so selfish jean... yes, you are :):) upbeat yet so bittersweet.
...the slate is clean, i guess we're fine... :S no not yet.

selfish jean - track 2 on tbwnn. go hear it.

ok enough random spouting. this pensieve has done its job. snape signing off.. sial.

sherlock.

2007-05-06T22:15:00.000+08:00

R PROJECT 2007!
CELEBRATING REAL HUMAN BEAUTY

happening 18th MAY 2007
RJC multi purpose hall!

hey guys im back. oh yeah kindly support rproject on 18th may etc etc. tickets are going for 5, 7 and 10 bux. and the seats are closer as the prices of tickets get higher. so yeah i strongly recommend you buy the 10 buck tickets as the include a goody bag which is sponsored by hugo boss i think. so it'll be worthit. alternatively, just get the five buck one. then try to sneak to the vip section and steal a goodie bag.

anyways that's not the important part. the important part is to be sure to catch MERCURY live! at the rproject preshow. it'll be an awesome performance as VH-1 has touted them as the next dair tee. HAHAH. yeah whatever. just be there to watch us and catch nice performances by West Grand Boulevard and Logan Liu.

ok so life has been busy for the three judeslads with trainings, jammings, tests and shit. so our season's been pretty good so far and we're in the second round!! playing AJC and ACSIB this week. wish us good luckk. and some pics to round up the post:

super unglam pics of thevar and hossain!! back in like sec 3. (psst dont worry they're much more handsum now. ahahhaah.)

CHIEW

2007-05-02T23:26:00.000+08:00

oh it was a perfect day

oh in a perfect way

you know

something had to go

you left me high...

you left me low.

now as i lie in pieces

and wait for your return

the sun upon my forehead

it burns, baby, burns, baby burns...

but an eye on all my horses

you've slept with all my men

i'm never gonna get it

together again.

Anyway, here's a new addition to my Travis collection.

The Closer CD Single. They say $9.95 for 2 songs and a video is not worth it (esp. when i've got them all). But they forgot about the CD cover and the cd-rom - works of art i'd say. Now just waiting for the real album to be finally released.

Travis are the good shit.

sherlock.

2007-04-30T02:07:00.000+08:00

Right now, I know exactly how this fella feels, and it really is painful.

'My wasted heart will love you'

Always

On a lighter note; the secret government cold fusion reactor I discovered at the bus stop yesterday while out with jheeva, khabil and pibbles.

Playing netball with the usual. I really like this picture

Chiew the epitome. Syukri the malay. Sherlock and the skinny jeans.

Fun.

Here's hoping we kick ass tomorrow.

'Enough'

7h3v4r

2007-04-27T22:06:00.000+08:00

They were following me

They were following everyone

They had visions of me

Holding hands walking in to the sun

Now people get down, people get down, people get hurt

When you did it to me

I was already in the ground

And I'll never get into your heart

No, I don't even want to start

I'll never get into your heart

I'm just happy to hang around...

Take a picture of me

And show it to everyone

And no more pictures of you

No more love, no more setting sun

Now people get down, people get down, people get hurt

And when you did it to me

I was already in the dirt

And I'll never get into your heart

No, I don't even want to start

I'll never get into your heart

I'm just happy to hang around...

2007-04-27T20:40:00.000+08:00

So it's been quite a while since my last post eh. Common tests to be exact. So anyway today school was draggy as usual. Same old same old. Had chem SPA this afternoon and it was pretty easy. We were probably one of the last classes to take it anyway. Finished like half an hour earlier and started an experiment of my own, based on which i now give you...........

7h3v4r presents: The easy to make super tasty cold if u add ice drinks for drinking on hot days for refreshment purposes!

Ribena

Complete the SPA skills C and D. The one involving wwwwwwaaaaaiiiiddda minute. Cannot tell. Wait I kena prosecuted for revealing details (I mean noone who hasn't taken it yet has any idea what it's about right?). Upon completion, check your work and then complete the titration experiment even though it's not assessed (You're given so much time for a reason; to make ribena).

Once titration is complete, just add a shit load of FA1 into the conical flask. Watch as the slightly red solution- i mean drink- turns into lovely purple Ribena. ENJOY.

Orange Juice

Upon completing the synthesis of ribena, spam HCl into the beaker until tasty orange (ya its orange) orange juice is formed. ENJOY.

Orange Drink

This is an easier but unhealthier alternative. Pour desired amount of water and add as much drops of methyl orange as you feel like. Too little drops added will cause inaccurate tastes though, so add not 1-2, but maybe 5, or HUNDDRRED if u like. Simple eh.

Methyl ORANGE + water = ORANGE Drink

Duh. ENJOY.

Mega brain fucking water dispersing solvent that doesn't actually need to be drunk drink

Take a conical flask and empty a bottle of phenolphthalein into it. Place right outside the nose and take a lovely whiff. Take a deep breath for that matter. ENJOY.

Bandung

The traditional way to make bandung would be to add water and sweetened milk to rose syrup. For a quicker and fresher way though, just ask sherlock (:

After school there was bloody H3 chem. What's the use of the lecture without my bleedin book anyway. zzzzz complete waste of time. Almost went mad inside. Ended up having a paper ball fight with Nazir in some 5th storey class. Ya ok childish doofus primary school boy whatever FUCK YOU. It was fun.

After that went to the library, and I couldn't have borrowed 2 more contrasting books.

Damn intellectualxzxz Todd Slaughter book

Foxtrot

When I get bored of one I'll read the other. It's foolproof!

Back to hockey stuff. First match was against National team Junior College. 6-0. A pretty good scoreline.

Second match was against ACJC. 1-0. Terrible performance. But a win is a win, and hopefully the worst is behind us.

Next up, IJC.

Better play properly, or we can just go drink (well there's no need to actually drink it) the Mega brain fucking water dispersing solvent that doesn't actually need to be drunk drink and go DIE.

Happy Early Birthday Jheeva.

Have a great weekend all.

7h3v4r

2007-04-20T20:18:00.000+08:00

News Flash : The Boy With No Name has been leaked online!

Well, download it if you will but please buy the album when it comes out if you like it.

How's life? Still Living it.

lecture table artwork.
mediquiz/biomed/medsoc - syukri, thevar and mine other cca.
why people invented physics - dota.
trackgod. got 2nd for triple jump at singapore junior athletics thingy. but injured himself on his last jump tho -.-
bukit gombak stadium - where the track thingy was.
jheeva tuning the CK Teo.
a good dose of kaiser chiefs after an overdose of choir.
the rhcp or metallica (or was it led zep?) guy (slash or smthn) looking like liam gallagher looking just like youknowwho (heehee)
okayyy. good thing joel n i nv nominate each other :P but anyway, the best leaders do not need recognition (HAHA).
ooooh? pledge to mother earth eh?
The Men Who created A Boy With No Name :)

anyways i go now. shit la im sick don think can train tmr. all niveks fault cos he trained yesterday despite being sick :/

all the best.

sherlock.

PS:happy birthday yau!

2007-04-08T12:45:00.000+08:00

Hockey boys damn pro ah. look at thevar's standing broad jump. t3h pr0zxz.

videography by joel low. incessant background chattering by supranee -.-

sherlock.

2007-04-02T22:38:00.000+08:00

A picture speaks three words.

Those three words speak a team.

RJChockey07. keep it simple.

sherlock.

PS: rjc hockey loves YOU*. yup, it's true.

*terms and conditions apply

2007-03-31T23:14:00.000+08:00

Hi.

So today, joel, alex and i went to watch our girls' friendly match against njc. however, it so happened that by the time we reached ccab, their match was over. but guess what, sajc boys were playing a friendly against some ex-saints team. so we took the chance to check out the sajc guys. officially, we have no comments except that they are very strong and some of their girls are not bad (at hockey or otherwise). it was nice to see ashley n taufiq again.

now i dunno how they feel but maybe they not happy la that we happened to watch them play. so to like make up for it a bit, i'll post a video of one of RJC's exlcusive top secretest short corners!!!! OMG!!!!! The video is directed and produced by joel low. It is very beneficial to watch for two reasons :
a) you will be able to counter it in the event that we do use it against your team.
b) you will be able to copy this set-piece and use it to devastating effect to score millions of goals.

Presenting... The Super Spin-Off Special

What you need - 7 players + a penalty corner + the usual hockey stuff + 100% accuracy&timing + jude felix late for trng

Just look and learn. See, very simple.

Ok. So anyway, after the ccab adventure, we went to peninsula to settle our jerseys and stuff. Wah got a lot of trouble. but in the end, we managed to fit in socks & shorts also within the budget. kudos to us (alex not included, he pangseh us to go "study").

Ya then we go home. and i settled some accounting and admin matters. 'Who owes MONEYSS' and 'Who wants to pon PE!!' and 'What jersey size what number'. Most of these important issues have since been resovled with the help of short messaging service (sms) and a graphic calculator.

See. A lot of numbers and $signs and names. Sianzxzxzxzxz.

anyways, jordan, alex and i have long ago decided to not play for the ORA premier division team. furthermore, we also declined to play premier for SHF-u18 development :/ cos we really need to study la right. it'd've been awesome to play at such a high level and work with coach lim again but oh well. glad to be able to work with jude felix cos hes t3h best anyway. we just gotta have faith in jude and each other and the end product will hopefully be rewarding, all our commitment and hardwork factoring.

In the end, i dont think in 10 yrs time we will remember winning the title or losing it or whatsoever very vividly. but its the simple things that we'll remember. for example, the super spin-off special :)

I leave you all with these two images. My photographic masterpieces, entitled 'Our striker drag-flicking'. HAHAHAHA.

sherlock.

2007-03-28T22:09:00.000+08:00

Hi people.

fixtures out. first match on 16th april vs NJC. National team know, don't play play.

Sneak Preview of out new kit.

yeah it's a three-quarter sleeve. don't laugh. jordan, joel and i decided it's cool so it is. and if you're not from hockey, what does it matter to you anyway. (wahh angst)

and death cab for cutie is really very nice. im sorry for saying theyre gay or whatever - but apart from the fact that they aint british, theyre very very nice listening.

Anyway hockey really is the coolest cca, after our physical training we went to watch 300 in LT2 on pirated dvd. we sweet-talked both the guard and the AV in-charge person. man, we're good. and we can act very innocent. wait, we are innocent what.

ya hockey is the coolest cca.

and anyway, it's the HOCKEY table, not cricket/black/whatever table. even when we're not sitting there it's the hockey table. and that includes the times when its swarmed by griggettt players or "cool" j1s playing cards. it's just that we're so nice we let anyone sit when we're not there.

we're nice also.

ya actually we're damn damn damn nice.

ya i still find it quite amazing.

hmm. yeah.

but girls dont like the nice guys. shit. well that would explain quite some. um nvm. actually we're damn bastard, we just dont show off about it.

anyway quote of the season/century/year/month/training...

"Keep it simple." - Jude Felix, former India national hockey team captain, Arjuna awardee.

so keeping it simple, i'll end here.

writing to reach you, sherlock.

2007-03-23T03:46:00.000+08:00

WARNING: bad word x 999 [EDIT: now censored - that time i was reallyreally angry]

i just posted such a nice post.

and i enter in word verification - correctly mind you.

and it takes me to a page saying i typed wrongly n shit.

and im like *bleep**bleep**bleep* cos the only button left is the 'back' on the browser.

but no choice la.

BACK. great - the post's gone. It's all blank.

Dear Blogger. *bleep* YOU.

as for you readers, if any - this was the subject of the post. I hope you like it. http://www.mediafire.com/?6muwznjwjww
selfish jean by travis.

sherlock.

PS: dont read the PPS, you mite not like it.

PPS: blogger&google, *bleep* YOU. new blogger is *bleep*ing rubbish. and word verification - *bleep* YOU, who are you to say if im a robot or not? Huh?? Youre a *bleep*ing robot too innit? Slut. Can't *bleep*ing read eh? You think ur word verification font is so tricky I cant type it?? *bleep* You. You just cant read.

omg! so hard! how on *bleep*am i gonna type that?? S-X-Z-P-W-Q. Ooops! Blogger says "you cant type u piece of shit". Ohhh dear! I'm so sorry blogger, so so sorry. you must soooo think im a robot trying to spam my own blog. *bleep*you. im sure they can create robots that can type ur *bleep*ing word verification eyes closed.

Actually why on hell is google involved in blogger?? Lemme guess, to help support a poor fledgling website like blogger survive? Wait no, surely $$ is involved in the equation somewhere?? Oh no no, silly me, how could i mix up econs with this - im sure google has noble reasons for doing so - world peace anyone?

Okay im saving all this on HTML first.

and here goes...

j a w y s

*publish* [fingers crossed]

OMG *bleep*ing* bleep*s! same thing happened. lucky i got the HTML. and this time i got evidence.

Eh blogger, what do you mean as they are shown in the image? you want me to *bleep*ing use red letters n put a wavy wordart font thing to it? *bleep*ing hell? howd i do that? or maybe the font size too small? See what I mean? Blogger *bleep*ing rip-offs. Dont *bleep* around with us, Blogger. If there were no people like us (known as bloggers), then there'd be no *bleep*ing YOU. no *bleep*ing Blogger.

Okay now im gonna press that handicapped toilet sign beside the entry box so i can hear a sound clip or smthn n type the numbers in. never tried it. maybe it'll work.

if it doesnt, im not posting this today. *bleep* it.

2007-03-20T03:48:00.000+08:00

Judeslads growing up? I don't think so. I for one don't want to get older at any rate. Plenty of time to be old innit. The only thing i would ever want to get older for is to be able to drink, have sex, and watch movies that I can't watch yet coz they're rated by people with cunts for brains, though i'm surprised that 300 was rated M-18. Good call. Since i can legally drink, well sort of, and can watch

M-18 movies already, well sort of again, I'll keep my beardless face for now thanks.

Anyway, in true judeslads fashion, here I am posting about utter rubbish when it's 3 in the bleedin morning and i should be studying for biology, which i have to sit for in less then 5 hours. Instead of studying, I'm just chugging down coke and blogging. Well at least I've got my priorities right.

Anyone recognize this guy from Prison Break Season 2? I think he's one of the biggest fuckfaces i've ever seen (no offence eh Reggie Lee?). Bill Kim is his name in prison break. Looooks daaaaaamn irritating. Closely followed by officer Belleck. T-Bag is friggin cool and so is Linc. And Sucre is t3h A1 Amigo ah. Saved Scofield from the dirty mexicans Prison Break is addictive. Much more than morphine. Take that Tancredi! And h3 chem! arsegrabbing pharmaceutical chem.

I was just watching the trailer for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It seems kinda dark and interesting, hopefully it'll be better than the rest. Well I'm sure if they show Emma Watson more it'll be great. Her accent is quite hot innit? And she ain't so bad lookin herself. Wah verry. She's damn chio. Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson. Hot actress with a hot accent and a hot name. Happy time! kk I'm just damn tired. So i'm talking rubbish really. (or am i)

During the trailer Dumbledore says that the evidence to the dark lord's return is INCONTROVERTIBLE. Funny word no? It actually means, indisputable. See you learnt something useful today, not some rubbish to do with sex pilli between two fuckin virus cells (or two virus cells fuckin eh?)

Right i don't wanna get a U for biology, so I should go back to Bio now, though I wouldn't mind getting U for christmas Kiera Knightley. Weeeee

(yes she's looking right at me.......great now you)

Fuck it's 4. Time to go. This post is such fuckin rubbish. Thanks for reading

7h3v4r

2007-03-18T20:31:00.000+08:00

How emo are you?
Holy Shit Your Emo Holy shit you actually are emo! Congratulations on not being a poser.
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

HAHA! look at this fellow. he's emo.
lol. wtf im emo? well at least im not a 'act emo'. id rather be elmo. wa. funny.
anyway, here'a cool pic of emo elmo.

Which Type of Boyfriend/Girlfriend Is Right For You?
The Social and Charismatic Type! You enjoy time spent with your friends and when you are with them, they have you're full attention. Therefore, you need a partner that has friends. Your partner must understand the meaning of social responsibilities. Also, you need someone who gives you your space and is not afraid to go outside of his/her comfort zone. Your independence is important to you, therefore you must be with someone who respects it. You are not changing for anyone anytime soon!
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Are You Simon, Paula, Randy or Ryan?
Paula! Ohhhh Paula! You are so much fun to witness. You try to see the good in everyone and in turn inspire the dreamers among us. However, you are a sucker for hotties and a good time! You love to shake it and let loose at any time! You don't like people who you perceive as full of themselves.
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

What High School Stereotype Are You?
Punk Punk ass kid. You love loud music and beer. You go to shows and have lots of friends who are just like you.
Take The Quiz Now!	Quizzes by myYearbook.com

yeah its me doing those lame quizzes again. but somehow i feel that they are kind of accurate and helps me to discover more about myself. wow. judeslads have grown up. creating more mature and meaningful posts. ha.

anw. good luck for cts and dont fuck up too badly. tho i hope everyone dies together with me.

[EDIT: song dedication by sherlock "It's All About You" by McFly :P]

2007-03-15T02:13:00.000+08:00

sorry nv update for so very long. anw havent been up to anything productive.

example:

monday trng at delta, eat at bk tiongbahru, thn after tt i conned chiew into coming to bukit batok. read childrens books in west mall library. thn decided to 'study' and sleepover. malay also joined us. highlights include the crazy indian man at mcdonalds, guitar around 2am and dota from 4+ (wtfff). thn wake up at 1. we go toa payoh to eat bk then go bishan j8 sembawang music store and shopping spree. combined spending of $100 siall. thn 7pm go school watch travis and queen dvd in LT5 until lik 9. study till 10pm thn eat then go LT watch travis again until 1120 thn go home. next day wake up at 1 go trng thn back at 7 thn sleep thn = now.

see so easy to waste 3 days. incredible. the next two days will be more of the same. wake up, train. must. study. we.are.so.fucked. shit.

ok but time you enjoyed wasting wasnt wasted. lets hope we'll be saying the same thing after ct results.

and on a nicer note. here's my travis!

all 4 studio albums. 2 out of 3 dvd releases. missing: more than us dvd. and if you've been on planet mars or just cant give a fuck about travis (probably the latter), Travis' new album called The Boy With No Name is coming out on 7th may. the lead single off it 'Closer' is out on april 23. sekali closer becomes the next chasing cars thn suddenly got hundredd travis fans -.-

anyway i dno what kind of message our school library is trying to set with books like these..

jews are nice ppl k. really.

this photo demonstrates our infantile nature. after all tt trouble, the next day the snails were missing. they simple just climbed out of the stupid ring of stones. the ring was still intact tho. lesson learnt: snails can climb over/across stones.

alright that's enough. sure YOU of all people have better things to do than read this shit.

cheers. sherlock.

PS: being able to waste so much time and still not update the blog made me feel guilty so here it is. anw if u wanna see my ultra gay fag-ness on take.5 go youtube n seach the irony of it all or smthn. but my advice is dont bother. and im not gay la fuck you. it's just an act right.

2007-02-17T15:13:00.000+08:00

Hey. Okay reckon I ought to blog about the take.5 talentime finals but I'll pass on that as of yet. Wait till can get the videos up and all - so watch this space :)

So anyway,

Who's your daddy?

Travis.

And on a similar vein, Muse's Soldier's Poem is a total rip off of Elvis' version of Can't Help Falling In Love.

Haha. Whatever. Just nitpicking.

sherlock.

2007-02-07T20:23:00.000+08:00

The Irony of it All

Thanks everyone who came to support and who voted! we heartxzx you.

although our killer song darts of pleasure was a bit screwed cos the guitar amp died on poor vivek, we still ran thru it with pure bass and drums and we hope you enjoyed it. and with or without you was okay i think. we havent rehearsed that for very long but whatever, hope we get to the finals [EDIT: which we have done! haha. see you on the 16th!]

from left : vivek.indra.meself.benlow (excluding the two girls in the background)

Franz Ferdinand's Darts of Pleasure in studio practice. 3/2/07. we played this song without guitar on the 7th.

they allowed to perform another song cos of the screw up so we did our audition piece, U2's withorwithoutyou. sweet. 7/2/07

a bit sad we got the last slot so the audience was very little which translates to less new voters but nevertheless, if we weren't the last band they probably wouldn't have allowed us a chance to perform another song. so um, despite all the hiccups here and there and all the finger pointing, lets hope we make it to finals and put up a good show.

love and peace.

sherlock.

PS: i think maybe soon we'll put up videos on youtube cos thats t3h coolzx. [edit!: got em videos alr. special thx to nanett for the withorwithoutyou vid :)]

2007-01-29T03:11:00.000+08:00

wotcher!

had ora match yesterday (since its monday morn alr innit). won 2-1, ho sheng scored damn nice goal. and yesterday's yesterday went thevar's house to 'study' and watch sg-msia. well we did 2 qns of math assgn and played a lot of guitar, talked a lot of shit, watched football and ate some pizza.

anw at the match did quite a bit of benchwarming duties -.- but isok, played an ok amt of time. was so tired and lazy anyway. so whatever whatever whatever, we win 2-1 = 3 points.

thn thevar, choo, low kok hui and i went tiong bahru to eat longjohnlennon and slack. reached there at 430 and left arnd 7. ok picturezxz time. so gay. aiya fuck u la.

joel n i. goal tally. navind 2-1 chiew i nv take this. he take himself.

ok maybe it means smthn clean in chinese. or maybe it just means, well, wanko.

so anyway, what am i doing up so late? well was doing work ok. i am good. from 12 to abt 130, tried to finish up the two remaining math qns frm the assignment. went thru two whole travis albums, the man who & the invisible band. still got some qns dno how to do. well what to expect, i wasnt able to complete all the basic qns of the tutorial without getting stuck (and still am). oh well.

thn for the next hour, did bio tutorial. yeahh! wooohoo derrick ong gonna be so pleased. anw some bio art.

townshend & liam. the who.. oasis. fran healy of travis.

ok still gotta do econs. aiya so shit. econs = shit. shit shit shit.

anyway today after sch maybe we go study. and must build this model car thingy me n malay found at his void deck when he came down to pass me my math notes which he nicked frm me at thevars house. dno why ppl throw away it looks in mint condition. anyway don worry abt it having anthrax or whatever, i doused it in dettol disinfectant spray so isok. anway we plan to smash it after we make it (if ever). so um, if u like model cars and have $$, pls buy it from me so the car wil have a nice future instead of turning into more bits than it originally was. sometimes we have a bit of a destructive streak. and smashing cars has kinda become 2nd nature to us.

ok i leave u with a picture of my smelly turf shoes and sticks.

and go to hell. this isnt camwhoring. this is documentative journalism. and whyre u reading this anyway, go study electron transport chains la you. muggers. [of course those who enjoy our posts, pls keep coming back (: there are nicer things in life than mitochondria]

Have a nice week!

byeeee. sherlock.

PS: u must be wondering how my english and grammar can oscillate from pretentiously clean to fucking rubbish. yes keep wondering.

2007-01-27T14:19:00.000+08:00

wotcher.

all the judeslads auditioned for talentime. choo n tava for MF15 and myself for er, data booklet? nah i think 'the irony of it all' sounds like a cooler name. anyway, i think the councillors are damn stupid. the same people are allowed to sign up for more than one band. what fucking bollocks. but well whatever la, hope we all make it.

anyway training is pretty good. jude is back to his judeyness. and he scold us once in a while also so we'd better buck up. for example, thurs trng we were allll damnnnn puxxxx. but its ok. come april-may, we hope to peak and be able to whip the other teams into cream. so must work towards that.

school life is kinda shit. studies are non-existent. kena raped by p___ during e__ lesson yest. that arsewipe. like wtf, i did my bloody thing during the lesson itself and just forgot to fucking pass it up and she had to launch into a tirade of how much better it is to do e__ thn write 500 word essays. i mean, srsly %^& you. its not as if i dint do it right. wth la. fuck. [the above example is imaginary (verry)]

flowers in the window.. not. i think im kinda fucked for maths really.
vivek hendrix. never study.

chem prac. my fave lesson.

ok bye. sherlock.

2007-01-19T00:17:00.000+08:00

Hey ya! Day before the day before yesterday was the MUSE concert!!! There were like HUNDDDRRRED people there at fort canning, a full house. I got there at 650 pm, and we got in at about seven plus. From then on we stood in the crowd and waited and waited for Fucklong. The concert was to start at 8, but it only started at 845. Bloody hell.

Then they came. Matt Bellamy is fuckin cool. They started off with Knights of Cydonia. Unexpected, but apt nonetheless. Damn nice opening song. Second song was Hysteria. I was damn 'stoked' (as Sindhu loves to say it) about that song. But the whole bloody front of the crowd was moshing damn stupidly, that a whole section of the crowd fell, and a whole lot of arse wankers piled on top of me. I was crushed and stepped on for like 20 seconds, before finally someone pulled me up. Fuckin hell. From then on the concert was awesome. They played Map of the Problematique, which I recorded with my Cybershot. Enjoy right here (Wah not at YouTube sial). Fuck you la it IS right here. (Ah issit?!). Piss off!

In the middle of the concert, they released these giant balloon balls filled with confetti from the back, and we had to burst them before they would do the next song. Wah interactive sial. They did many other songs, including this one: Invincible. Woooooooo.

Here's Matt playing some random thing between two songs.

These vids are taking daaaamn long to upload on YouTube, so I'm actually typing on before adding the video links. (Insert text from future now: Now that they've uploaded, I must say YouTube has really turned the video quality into shit. Too bad I guess.)

So, yesterday I was searching for a Noel Gallagher picture, when i chanced upon this brilliant quiz: Which British Band Are You?

http://home.mn.rr.com/couplandesque/quizzes/british.htm

Whaddya know? I'm Radiohead after all. Not Oasis. Anyway, its bloody easy to get a 'You are Oasis' result. Just choose all the options that have the word 'fookin' or 'best fookin band', and you're Oasis. Haha. But try it out. It's quite entertaining, for lovers of Brit bands of course. If u like American punk rock, then Liam and I have only 2 fingers to say to you:

This old man, who is also alot cooler than you, thinks likewise. My favourite option from the quiz: Fuck America. They don't know good music when they hear it. This would almost be true if it were not for the bands like the KILLERS, Weezer, Deathcab and the Strokes. I only really know the KILLERS. Should listen to the others more.

Shit, this old man rocks!

7h3v4r

(Insert text from future now: P.S Now I feel kinda sick. Must have been all that smelly people at the Muse concert. Yeeeeee.)

2007-01-18T23:27:00.000+08:00

hehheee. today got training
then raining
then we go do rebel thing
woot so fun.

2007-01-14T13:09:00.000+08:00

Random Photos

best player in the world playing for the best team in the world - joel low
best cca in the world. ho sheng looking like a dumbass. the disturbing sight that greeted us when we came to the canteen after trng to put some stuff at the hockey table. fucking hell! ladies, air your dirty laundry somewhere else! yucks. dont worry they aint hockey girls. hockey girls are good.we also found a netball at ri carpark (huh how on earth did it get there??) and being so nice, we kicked it all the way back to rjc so we cld return it. we shld get service to rjc award or smthn la pls. jheeva. wanker. eh this picture quite nice right. CHRIS!!! and ben low but he not looking. ben low roxx too! chris and ben ftw!! (ok this 'ftw' language is shit but its just for comic effect)U2! its playing sweetest thing. but most of the time its playing with or without you or city of blinding lights. but mostly withorwithoutyou. plan also likes withorwithoutyou. actually plan got very good music taste. plan if youre reading this, ask me to send u keane's cover of withorwithout you! see, reading judeslads got reward wan. and plan luv, i think we shld talk sometime. your message for me on the civics paper was well cryptic.

at long johns after match with mr raj and mr thevar. we slacked frm 7-10 la. 'eh whats the time ah?' .. 'ermm.. 21.59... that's what ah?'...'Fuck! thats ten o clock!!!'

anyway if u wondering why got so many pictures, its cos i got new phone. and its $0 but its got all t3h 1337 functionzxz. anyway this isnt called camwhoring cos im not taking pics of my ugly face. its called documentative photography. anw had ora match yest. we won 7-0. both thevar n chiew scored. i nv score :((( haha as if. as long as the opponents dont score my job is done.

anw message to s03h - um chill k and dont study soooo hard. if you all lik that ah, thn no fun. at the very least, pls go down to canteen for breaks rather thn mugging in class. thanks. s03h's reply to me (simulated) - fuck off go and study la you. [more like wty's reply la :P]

ok so i shall. go and study. fine. actually no, i shall just go listen to u2. '..and you give yourself away, and you give yourself awayyyy, and you give, and you give.... with or without youuuuu...i can't live... with or without you... woooahhh oh oh ohhhh....'

sherlock loves you.

2007-01-14T01:54:00.000+08:00

Hello lovely readies! Today was the first match of our U-21 tourney at Delta. Fuckin dumb la; mistakenly went to CCAB then took a cab to Delta. But on a more important note, 2 of your very special judeslads scored!! YAY!

One well placed deflection by yours truly, and a powerful hit by the Choo to sink the hearts of the OVA team. Sherlock didn't score, but he Captain, so good enough. He doesn't really NEED to score does he?. lol. Ok must spraypaint my shoe now cuz they don't allow white turf shoes. Half the bleeding team wears white shoes for crying out loud. But anyway, to prevent ppl from laughing at the shittily placed red tape all over my shoes, I'll spray it. Maybe Gold.

Nice right? Damn light and comfortable also.

Muse are performing at Fort Canning on Tuesday! Brilliant stuff. Those with tickets can go enjoy, while those without can still hear them from outside, or attempt to sneak in yea? A big shout out to King Pibz for getting me such a cheap ticket.

For those of you still saving up for a ticket, your Time Is Running Out. Those going for it, don't get gripped by Hysteria. I wonder if the concert will require so much power as to cause a Blackout, like U2. Muse damn Godlike ah. Even if an Assasin tries to kill them, they won't die coz they're Invincible.

Wah wah. I'm very clever aren't I? Verry la. It's damn lame. But who cares? Muse are coming.

In the middle is Matt Bellamy, cousin of Craig Bellamy. One is from Liverpool and the other is Welsh. Yes.

While searching for a Muse picture i found this. Noel Rox.

Oasis won the Best Music DVD award. When the band were named as winners singer, Liam Gallagher had disappeared, prompting his brother, Noel, to quip: "I think he's a little overwhelmed or in the toilet being very 1995."

Goodnight. An actual lullaby by Ringo, according to Sherly.

7h3v4r

P.S Get well soon Amelia, and please, cheer up. ><

2007-01-08T23:44:00.000+08:00

hey guyz. havent been posting much of late due to various reasons.
1) cos i've been working
2) cos i've been studying
3) cos im a gay.

ok la. cut the crap. 2007 new day new dawn. but as they all say. there's always the darkness before dawn. and im still currently in the darkness part still. 2007 weighs so heavily on me. but what the shit. ha.

anw. i feel our band's coming up pretty nicely. our songs slowly get more and more synchonised tho syukri that bastard refuses to play the solos properly with a pick. but yea we're the ones to watch out for. ________'s secret. haha.

but our poor band. not even popular at all. already has its fair share of girl problems. ha. emo-ing over girls lost and 'not gained' ha. tsk tsk. but yet. what's a band without girls! ok talk shit.

and in classic judeslads style. i shall post a picture of a band that i dig. not from uk tho. from japannnnn.
see the similarities? GAHAHHAHAH. kk go sleep soon. school's started already. goodnight dont pcc.

chiew.

2007-01-01T17:10:00.000+08:00

I only swear at the people I love... so fuck off!

- Pete Townshend

Okay it's the new year already. So lets just have one minute of silence to commemorate year 2006 and whatever else.

...

Although 2007 promises to be a drag, there are some things to look forward to. Like Travis' new studio album which is to be released early next year - album title not confirmed. Wait a bit longer and there's the Harry Potter movie + (hopefully) book coming out.

Anyway, I don't believe that a new year means a new beginning - the left-over problems from 2006 are sure to haunt us. For example, all the promo topics we haven't even touched. Speaking of which, I finally understood about Operons and lac and trp and stuff 'cos for some reason I was reading through Campbell-Reece. But I still know nothing about viruses and shit.

"everything that you know is as wrong as the next / so you hold on to something and hope for the best" - Know Nothing (written by Douglas Payne, performed by Travis)

To conclude, lets make the best of the new year yeah. Good luck and best wishes - if it means anything to you - and... Fuck off! :P

Sherlock

2006-12-23T17:31:00.000+08:00

wotcher.

yesterday, or rather earlier today, thevar, malay n me played dota. it was damn fun. dota roxxorzxz. we had two good games, both full house n no leavers. and we won both but not walkovers definitely. ooh it felt so good. we usually never seem to get good games. in fact whenever we play, our games dont even fill up. but me thinks its cos it was friday night and weekend n all so the kids cld stay up late n join us. we layed frm abt 1 to 330. thn malay n me scooted to the 7-11 n bought food n ate at some playground under a block n talk shit. thn sneaked back home at 430. ya end of story. choo nv play with us yest, he was mia. call him nv pick up. mustve fallen asleep. eh?

and we had good fun flaming that orange fucker who took razor and kept scolding us n talking shit (he was our teammate). such a bleeding noob. talk so much. but it was damn fun at the end we kept spamming insults and vulgarities at him and he cldnt reply quick enuf cos like 3 of us bombarded him. the other teammate just watched the fun i think. he was quite pro tho.

im a gd boy k. yesterday had ora trng in the morn. thn go home sleep till 7. thn i actually did wrk k. WORK. i did "1100 words you ought to know, half of which you probably already do". For abt 2hr+ i completed 10 weeks worth. mrs toh said do till week 30smthn. so now ive got completed till week 20. i am king. the book is damn boring la. not say i very good but its damn easy cos its so guided. like its damn easy n boring to do but nothing goes in i think. its sooooooo boring. the right word wldve been a much better choice on hindsight but id already spent $20(!!!) on the silly blue book and cldnt afford to buy the red one. i gotta disagree with mrs toh on one note, no matter how rubbish you think your vocab is, please buy "the right word" instead of "1100 blanks to fill up". 1100 words seems very forced n fake. all my opinion tho, don flamezxzxz me. and if any of my lovely clazzies happen to be reading this, up to what week are we sposed to complete 1100 words? i know its 30smthn but if i dno the number ill jus do till 30 i think. or 31 to be safe. i suck.

anw syukri got a new best fren. his name is p____ aka brandon flowers. brandon flowers likes muse n has a cool moustache. woohoo best frens! just like thevar and j____ aka snape are bestestestest frenzxzxz. j____ write him testimonials everyday usually starting with 'this ashvin ah..'. but j___ gotta compete with r___ for tava's best frenship. tava is damn paranoid, keep thinking r___ gonna kope his bike, his food, his place (??wtf is tt) etc. r___ however isnt a menacing tamil gangster. hes a damn nice guy la. hes chubbyish n rumours say he's a jew.

ok whatever la bye.
sherlock

2006-12-21T00:00:00.000+08:00

Language. Sex. Violence. Other?

Oooh Stereophonics. 'Dakota' is awesome, in case you didn't know. In case you also didn't know, John Lennon was shot outside the Dakota building in NY.

Anyway there's no 'why does it always rain on me' theme here cos it'd be well cheesy. No 'sunny days... where have you gone?' and certainly no '..I get the strangest feeling you belong..'. Cheesy, no? Just 'cos it's raining. Actually it stopped raining here. Okay whatever.

Did you know Jane Asher was the inspiration behind many of Paul McCartney's lovely ballads? That bit most of you know but did you also know that she was also the inspiration behind his later angstzxzx songs when their relationship turned sour? Paul wanted a 'bird' who'd be by his side all the time, a trophy if you will - Jane on the other hand had her acting career. Jane would have liked someone more loyal - Paul had sex with hundreddddd women, when asked about Jane, he said something to the effect of 'we're not married yet'. Well, he later found love with Linda. Lets not talk about Heather Mills though.

If the question on your mind is why I'm telling you information you don't give a shit about, then I've just proven you're not very receptive to new knowledge that is beyond the scope of your interests. But the real answer is 'because I want to'. [I'm really making this post up as I go along, I don't know where it's heading]

Today I randomly flipped to a page of Harry Potter book 6 and started reading. Anyway I think Harry Potter is sooo fucked with Dunderbore dead. But our dearest Joanne Kathleen will defnitely pull something out of her hat for the 7th. Ooooooooh can't wait... *queues up outside Borders* The boy who lived eh?

Oh I forgot. Kaswin got individual top10 in some archery thing ah. And that rockzxzxzx! KaptainKaswin.

Speaking of captains - a little tribute to the best player in the world. "When I find myself in times of trouble/Stevie G runs past me/Playing the ball with wisdom/Stevie G!!". To the tune of Let It Be.

EH damn chio! Elena Demetieva. Yeah I'm damn random today. Haven't blogged for so long. My paragraphs are getting shorter and shorter. Think it's time to end off the post.

See what I mean?

Okay bye.

Sherlock. -.- -_-

2006-12-07T14:36:00.000+08:00

You Are a Dare Devil

For you, life is one big dare.

And you're all in for any adventure.

Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.

You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself!

How Daring Are You?

You Are 72% Slacker

You are pretty much a slacker. Sure you may have a job or car, but only through luck and charm.

So stop slacking! (And stop turning your underwear inside out instead of washing it!)

Are You a Slacker?

Your Taste in Music:

90's Alternative: High Influence

Classic Rock: High Influence

Adult Alternative: Medium Influence

Hair Bands: Medium Influence

80's Rock: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the Population

You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.

How's Your Attitude?

You Are Heineken

You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.

You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.

Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.

Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.

What's Your Beer Personality?

haha. i kind of like tiger beer. but i guess blog things doesnt have local beer. this is sooooooo gay. i'm listening to lifehouse at the same time. ahah. but they're fuckin nice to listen to la fuck.

hossain's gone to bangladesh. if only he could see my post. he'll be so happy.
i need to go buy some shit.
i need to take photos of my kickass guitar.
i need to ...
i need to do alot things. but too lazy. fuck dota. dufdalkhfd

kk. bye.

chiew.

2006-11-28T01:09:00.000+08:00

Sherlock Can Cook (no, really)

Hello. Here's how to make burnt eggs with lots of white pepper sandwich with tomato sauce.

1. Heat like a pan with some oil. Then go put bread in the oven toaster for about five minutes until about burnt tilll brown, not black. Don't wanna die of cancer or AIDs or whatever.

2. Here's the tough part. Crack and egg and with one movement, try and get more of the egg in the pan than on your hands.

3. Wash your hands. Oooh watch the eggs sizzle. Sexy.

4. Poke it once in a while and when it gets more whitey-solidish (ask your chem tutor how this works - it's got something to do with lead nitrate), sprinkle a hell lotta white pepper on it. Woohoo!

5. When it gets quite solid and burnt around the edges, you can take it out.

6. Your oven's singing Franz Ferdinand. Go on, take 'em out. The toast, not the oven.

7. If you've taken the eggs out, you should notice their underside is quite charred. If it isn't, you've done it all wrong, or you took it out too soon.

8. Now you put the burnt egg in between two crispy toasted bread pieces. All you need now is tomato sauce as a dip.

9. And there you have it. Refer to above for the name of the dish.

10. Oh, and please eat it. If you don't like it, go on to step number 11. If you do, skip step 11.

11. Throw it into the bin.

12. Wash the dishes lazy. Unless of course you've got a maid or someone to do dishes for you. LAZY.

Okay I hope you found that useful. Go try it. It's really good, especially if you can't cook. And you don't have to be a genius to make it, though it helps ;)

Sherlock. can. cook.

PS: shut up. I can.

2006-11-26T23:48:00.000+08:00

Here's hoping United will Silence Chelsea at the Theatre of Dreams tonight.

Good Luck Lads!

7h3v4r

2006-11-22T22:44:00.000+08:00

Hello. The name's Var. The Var. Yes I'm in a bit of a James Bond fever now (and i know that was a longshot at sounding like Bond.) Just watched Casino Royale a few days ago, and it was quite cool a movie. Unrealistic as it was, it lived up to the hype and the style of the James Bond series as the first Bond adventure, and ushered in a new face to James Bond.

This is Daniel Craig. And this is his sweet sweet car. (sigh) One of the most shiok cars I have EVER seen. If you don't agree with me, you haven't watched the movie and seen the interior. If you have and you still disagree, you're a retard. Pity he had to smash the car up to save Vespar, who

(SPOILER AHEAD)

dies in the end anyway, so...... he should have just run over her and kept the bleedin car. I think the car was more hot than the girl. Haha. The casino scene was damn funny ah. There was a pibbles guy and a tamil guy, as well as a japanese FUKumutsu character who said "Arr in. Four Mirrion." or sommin like that.

Anyway Daniel Craig is quite the James Bond ah. I had my doubts at first, but after the the poker scene, and enduring a HUNDDDRRRED whips to the balls. Ouch! No wonder why he can sekks so many women and not have to deal with any child support.

I bought a CD the same day.

Not to be confused with the trumpeteer of the same name, Jim Morrison or Van Morrison. There are a lot of bloody Morrisons aren't there? Yes. Morrison...... why does that name remind me of something blue and shitty? KK. This album quite nice ah. His songs are not that great, but he has a very unique voice that give the songs an edge. Somewhat like a Damien Rice with more style, soul and power. And, he's handsome to boot.

Like a better looking Chris Martin with nicer hair. So all the girls eh....... can.... go..... i.....n.....v.....e...

....st in his album and have a good listen

On Saturday the pucks gang; the lads and the malay, bummed around at dhoby ghaut and city hall overnight. We had a live performance above a tunnel, we almost robbed a Cheers outlet and saw a transvestite at 7-11 and played dota at the padang ah... SRC vs SCC... and we were atop the tower, pissing at ppl who wanna attack it. Damn fun. Quite an adventure.

And now malay is shittin me to play dota now. kk. Monstterrrrrrr Killlllll!

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